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Dont slip off the forefront of the Q4 revolution!

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:30 am
by GhostThane
:icon34: My Return! My Vision! Your Fear!
I will defeat Fatal1ty at the CPL!

Ok so a few dont believe and a few do so now lets get the story going.

A long time ago there was a game called Quake. I was there and Thresh had just won the tourney even though I beat him several times online (still to this day it is unknown if that was the true Thresh...an unsolved mystery).

In Quake 2 I was there heavily in the game community. I was in Clan [77] and I led the Offense squad known as the Lord of the reckoning. Bam Bam was our leader (u still out there Bam if so YO!). We defeated many clans in LMCTF and then time passed. Quake 3 was born and I'm sorry if this offends people but Q3 was not that good of a game. The Legions of Thane were there but the community was scattered.

Many games came and went, Tribes, CS, etc.. but the Glory of 1v1 deathmatch was very diminished. Everything was about Team games and the Glory of a Solo warrior before the eyes of the world would have to wait. Doom3 was a failure at DM.

Now we are here at Quake 4 on the horizion. The bones of my enemies are stirring. Many are gathering their rusty weapons and armor and preparing for battle for this promises to bring back the glory that was at its highest in Q2.

Prepare to make peace with your GODS. Fatal1ty was not even present in the days of old (Q1, Q2) and the True Veterans, Ghosts and Legendary warriors are rising again!

That cox link is dead I am at a new base of operations on a t3 rr network...premuim cable for the layman. The Hardware is outstanding and the skills are insane. Ya better get playing Doom3 again its what the Quake4 engine is on.

The True Premire Movie is here! Horka Thane is on your Bow...The Legions at stern and Destiny awaits!

http://home.san.rr.com/horkathane/Quake4-new.wmv

View at 100% vid size or be a n00b! :icon34:

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:32 am
by GhostThane
FYI the entire gaming community knows...its been posted at over 24 sites on the web...This is big news!

-BC

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:40 am
by Big Kahuna Burger
first post

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:05 am
by Canidae
Horkaloogie

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:07 am
by Grandpa Stu
I got that!

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:51 am
by Nightshade
Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:59 am
by inolen
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.
Image

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:06 am
by Don Carlos
owned

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:08 am
by o'dium
inolen wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.
Image

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.
I'd fucking mount it dude, GGs : icon fuckin 14 :

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:32 am
by Pooinyourmouth
Back when Q3 had Mplayer built right into it, I'd see horka hang out in the 1v1 rooms (under the the name Gladiator). I played him many times there, and the sad sac never won a single round with me. He's not a natural and on top of that he doesn't seem to learn from his mistakes.

The mindless ramblings he puts out here are proof of that.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:43 am
by Pooinyourmouth
Oh yeah, from now on call me GhostPoo.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 9:49 am
by reefsurfer
jeeez...someone ban this fucker for being a boring geek.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:45 am
by brisk
The best part is that Horka is REALLY bad at quake. I remember seeing demos of him "back in the day" and it was quite painful to watch.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:58 am
by Geebs
reefsurfer wrote:jeeez...someone ban this fucker for being a boring geek.
Dude, you're heading out on to pretty thin ice there :)

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 12:59 pm
by hate
we await your return

o great one

your legions will denounce

all who don't follow

welcome

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 2:36 pm
by MKJ
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.
that was one of the biggest ownt-escapades to grace these boards.
that and Horka's "girlfriend"

anyone still got that pic of the cheque with "NOT HORKA THANE" on the dotted line? :olo:

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:30 pm
by ajerara
the return of dork-a-lame, yawn.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 5:33 pm
by Foo
Proof that even serious mental disability can be hilarious.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 6:02 pm
by tnf
inolen wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Hey, remember when Dorka talked mad smack about winning the JKII tourney and then inolen slapped the fuckng shit out of him? Just beat him like a rented mule and won $25k in the process? Porka sucked so bad that his score was on like the 78th page? Remember that?
Because I do, and damn, it was funny. Still is, actually.
Image

I keep meaning to bring it into work to decorate my office.
Where's the one I made that says "NOT HORKA THANE" on it...anyone still have that?

and holy shit i can't believe that was over 3 years ago.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2005 10:41 pm
by eepberries
Sup horka?