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Why is it that...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:07 pm
by Don Carlos
Woman are so complicated?! :icon33:
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:09 pm
by R00k
Depends on the woman. Some of them have been programmed by 15 different men throughout their life. Some of them are too materialistic and make decisions on superficial grounds. Some love drama.
But they're all women.
Re: Why is it that...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:10 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Don Carlos wrote:Woman are so complicated?! :icon33:
because men are so simple

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:10 pm
by PhoeniX
Transvestites for the win.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:12 pm
by saturn
my gf is simple :o
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:13 pm
by Don Carlos
R00k wrote: Some of them have been programmed by 15 different men throughout their life.
This is my problem, met a nice girl but because people have used
her before im getiin the blunt end of it...its a fucking nightmare
on the phone now, watch this space! :icon33:
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:14 pm
by Don Carlos
saturn wrote:my gf is simple

YOUR GF IS A MAN
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:14 pm
by saturn
she gots nice tits/pussy/voice/hair for a man then
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:17 pm
by Don Carlos
saturn wrote:she gots nice tits/pussy/voice/hair for a man then
I have nice tits but doesnt mean im not a man!!!
And as you know they can do wonders in the operating theater
only pullin your leg man, your just a lucky cunt
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:19 pm
by saturn
your manboobs are hard and hairy

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:20 pm
by Don Carlos
saturn wrote:your manboobs are hard and hairy


Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:51 pm
by Don Carlos
SORTED!!!
Thank fuck for that!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:56 pm
by [FTF]Pyro
You ever thought that you were just put through a test? The test being to see if she can make you her bitch?
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just a thought

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:04 pm
by Don Carlos
[FTF]Pyro wrote:You ever thought that you were just put through a test? The test being to see if she can make you her bitch?
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just a thought

Nope
few truths came out tho which is good
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:32 pm
by Nightshade
Complicated? Pffft. Beer + roofies = a great date
Simple.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:17 pm
by chiQ
Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:29 pm
by Canidae
Even your icon looks complicated...

Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:34 pm
by axbaby
woman are easy to understand cats however...
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:37 pm
by Canidae
Women WITH cats...run!
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:38 pm
by StormShadow
cats just dont like people
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:10 am
by plained
do whatcha like

Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:10 am
by mik0rs
chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
Even when men tell them they don't get it, or they forget, or punish you for not telling them this information sooner. They're too good at arguing as well.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:19 am
by chiQ
mik0rs wrote:chiQ wrote:Women aren't complicated - they're just don't realise that men aren't psychic. This makes for a lot of static.
Even when men tell them they don't get it, or they forget, or punish you for not telling them this information sooner. They're too good at arguing as well.
No, good argument involves reason. You're talking about unreasonable stubbornness, which is something nobody can argue with, because it's not valid argument to start with. Don't be fooled!
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:20 am
by Guest
Women aren't complicated, they think like we do but just don't want to admit it. You think a chick get's all dressed up for hours getting their hair done and nails and a whole bunch of other shit on friday night to go out and NOT get laid? Even though it happens often the reality is no, she fully expects sex she just needs to meet the right guy. The right guy 90% of the time just needs to be funny or entertaining. If you got looks, money, car or anything else that's just icing on the cake. Some women like icing though.
Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:54 am
by SoM
saturn wrote:my gf is simple

shemales dont count
i hope she rots in ur ass