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When the Rapture comes...are you prepared?
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:24 am
by GONNAFISTYA
http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/t ... deos.jhtml
Click the picture for the video link to:
Daily Show: Helms - Heaven Can't Wait
Crazy capitalist christians. I bet they're all Republicans. :icon19:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:32 am
by Massive Quasars
My comp craps out, damn.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:40 am
by R00k
I do not see the link you're talking about.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:46 am
by tnf
Hilarious.
It's the top left corner video.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:48 am
by R00k
Top left on mine is "Old Europe vs. New Europe" by Corddry.
I've even looked through all of the Helms videos.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 2:15 am
by R00k
I had to go to my roommate's laptop to watch it.
Pretty funny.
"I...I....I..... I'm drawing a blank." :icon19:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:30 am
by inphlict
:icon19:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:36 am
by FlamingTP
That man is a retard if he's drawing a blank but if you read the bible it says nothing about a rapture so it doesn't matter anyway.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:44 am
by inphlict
What do u mean "bible it says nothing about a rapture"
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:46 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you heard the man
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:46 am
by FlamingTP
It is only implied. Something along the lines of "and the fruits of the earth which had become ripe were harvested"
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:50 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
The earth will quake so severely that the islands of the sea will disappear. Puerto Rico and Hawaii will be covered with water. Every building, every wall will crumble. Millions will be trapped beneath the rubble with no one to come to their aid. Revelation 16:18.
http://www.raptureready.us/revelation.htm
first time i've ever noticed Puerto Rico and Hawaii mentioned in the bible. :lol:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:53 am
by FlamingTP
huh? bullshit *reads published non-intardnet bible*
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:58 am
by FlamingTP
Rev 16:18- Then came the flashes of lightning, rumbles, peals of thunder and a severe earthquake. No earthquake like is has ever occurred since man has been on the earth so tremendous was the quake.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 4:02 am
by FlamingTP
19 talks about the vanishing islands whish happened not to long ago. no hawaii or anything, the book doesn't name them.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:16 am
by Hannibal
Leviticus 27:7--And then the ice weasels come.
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 5:32 am
by FlamingTP
:icon19:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:47 pm
by R00k
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:The earth will quake so severely that the islands of the sea will disappear. Puerto Rico and Hawaii will be covered with water. Every building, every wall will crumble. Millions will be trapped beneath the rubble with no one to come to their aid. Revelation 16:18.
http://www.raptureready.us/revelation.htm
first time i've ever noticed Puerto Rico and Hawaii mentioned in the bible. :lol:
I grabbed my bible and checked some of the scriptures they quote there. Every one of them is completely off-base, and anyone who has a bible can see that they're pulling all that out of thin air.
Why do people believe this shit? :icon27:
Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2005 3:49 pm
by FlamingTP
because they dont read their own bible the lazy faggots. That's exactly what's going on with the muslims in Iraq.
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:33 am
by Dr_Watson
i'm assuming this is the daily show bit about raptureletters.com ... which was quite hillarious :icon19:
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 12:38 am
by CaseDogg
i'm goin to hell anyways :icon14:
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:12 am
by SplishSplash
Actually, all of those were pretty funny. Good find.
Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 1:14 am
by CaseDogg
Memphis wrote:CaseDogg wrote:i'm goin to hell anyways :icon14:
save me a seat
i got you. :icon14: