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and i havent consumed any alcohol :/

ffs, i have a dissertation tutorial tomorrow and i've done fuck all and i feel utterly smashed, how am i supposed to write it. you know the drunk feeling when you walk up some stairs? i just got that.

large tumour.

woot!

save it in a jar when you get it removed.

tumour parties are the win.

YOu feel so light in the head because you're a fucking faggot.

right now i am so fucking smashed

it was a pound a pint, and ive spent 15 quid

that;s 15 pints of xxxx :LD

and possible a few for whatever the lady was dinking, which was in a test tube :/.

so you were with a woman drinking at a bar, even buying her drinks, and now you're home alone on the internet?

you lose.

i was out with friends and they're all skint so i was conned into buying them a couple of drinks, one of them is female and what she drank for some reason was in a test tube. her boyfriend was also there, i bought him a pint. There's no way i could have drunk 15 pints and still been able to cope with turning on my computer and posting on the internet.

she also looks like a smacked arse.

although having said that, at the time i probably wanted to pork her, hence the post.