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It's been a while since we hada a poop thread
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:07 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Doesn't it suck when:
*You're taking a dump and the phone rings and it's in another room
*You're taking a dump and you bring the phone in with you and someone calls your Cell Phone
*You're taking a dump and you were smart enough to bring both phones in with you and you are out of Toilet paper
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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:18 pm
by Ryoki
you answer the phone when you're taking a dump??
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:19 pm
by Fender
It sucks when you realize you have to poop about 2 minutes
after getting out of the shower.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:25 pm
by LOL PHOTOSHOP
if it's important, they'll call again
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:27 pm
by R00k
Fender wrote:It sucks when you realize you have to poop about 2 minutes
after getting out of the shower.
Yea that sucks. Not only did you just get clean... Toilet paper wasn't designed for a moist ass.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:32 pm
by LOL PHOTOSHOP
I want to be a toiletpaper designer
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:34 pm
by chopov
...under pressure....dum dum dum dudu dum dum...."
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:36 pm
by Freakaloin
i got pics...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:24 pm
by losCHUNK
my phones pretty much in my pocket most of the time
mates get quite a shock when i tell em what im doing
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:26 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Ryoki wrote:you answer the phone when you're taking a dump??
yer, that's magazine time, not: "hi mom, what do you want for Christmas?" time.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:28 pm
by losCHUNK
when you find out that you picked up yesterdays newspaper it can be quite welcoming to have some conversation time
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:31 pm
by Fjoggs
"shit hang on, gotta flush, sheesh."
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:36 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
losCHUNK wrote:when you find out that you picked up yesterdays newspaper it can be quite welcoming to have some conversation time
i don't think so. read the ingredients on that can of Ajax w/ bleach you have under the counter.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:42 pm
by Don Carlos
Me and Chunk have had many a convo whilst having a good turn out.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:46 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
*shudders*
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:47 pm
by Don Carlos
LOL
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:16 pm
by seremtan
i wipe with three sea shells
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:20 pm
by dzjepp
*slot reserved for comments by a mr. [xeno]julios*
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 6:31 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
Fjoggs wrote:"shit hang on, gotta flush, sheesh."
That's what the "mute" button is for...
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:02 pm
by [xeno]Julios
If i'm expecting a call, i take cellphone into washroom.
if i'm not expecting a call, why should i worry - don't let technology own you.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:38 pm
by Dr_Watson
if you have the phone... and your out of TP, you can just call your neighbor and have them bring you some.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:44 pm
by Giraffe }{unter
The wife has a habit of calling at the exact moment I finish pinching the preliminary loaf.
she's good like that
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:50 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Dr_Watson wrote:if you have the phone... and your out of TP, you can just call your neighbor and have them bring you some.
i don't see how people can run out of TP in the first place.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:51 pm
by feedback
A lot of my kuwaiti/islamic friends only go for the hand+hose combination, taking a shit in their house is awkward as hell.
Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:26 pm
by hate
Freakaloin wrote:i got pics...
tapered to perfection
i might add