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i think best is dead, i went past the butchers

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:15 am
by losCHUNK
said best liver for sale :(

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:19 am
by losCHUNK
he was cremated

took 3 days to put him out :/

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:28 am
by Scourge
Lol. Pickled liver grenades.(private joke between me and my dead best friend).

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:28 am
by losCHUNK
An eskimo was on holiday in the South Island when is car broke down.
A local man stopped to help, and looked at the engine. "You’ve blown a seal" he said. "So what" said the eskimo, "At least I don’t shag sheep like you....."

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:29 am
by Scourge
:olo: :olo:

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:31 am
by losCHUNK
an australian bloke was walking through a valley in wales when he saw a farmer going hammers and tongs on a sheep..... the aussie yelled out "hey mate in australia we sheer our sheep" and the welsho turned around and said "fuck off mate im shareing none of this."

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:32 am
by Scourge
:olo: Fucking hell, you're on a roll.

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 1:54 am
by Massive Quasars
lol @ the sig

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:19 am
by CrinklyArse
:olo:

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 6:32 pm
by losCHUNK
Q: what do you call a clairvoyant midget who is running from the police?

A: small medium at large