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changed to bitch about shit that breaks and cost $...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:00 pm
by farad
...you can't figure out how to take them apart...then when you get them apart, fixed and ready to go you can't get them back together again...
...the dryer - dish washer - washing machine - refigerator -freezer - lawn mower - air conditioner is making a funny noise and not working right...those words can bring stark terror into any mans life...
...it's usually heard right before you're headed out to a game - golf - camping - fishing - whatever you like to do on your off time...
...I think it's done just to prolong the pain...
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:01 pm
by Foo
Our boiler packed in last night. I hear u.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:08 am
by farad
...yea the world kinda stops until you can get it turning back on greased wheels again...
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:14 am
by Scourge
Unstopping a bath drain pipe atm. Of course on my only day off to boot.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:18 am
by farad
...guess I shouldn't complain too much...after two major hurricanes this year I'm good to still have a home...
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 2:19 am
by tnf
i took the dryer apart this weekend to see what the fuck was wrong with it. fun.
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2005 4:35 pm
by E:v:O
My Dryer does the Tango better than El Chachafaz, but I'm still leaving it hopping along merrily until the day it decides to blow up.
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:41 am
by farad
Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:33 am
by GONNAFISTYA
E:v:O wrote:My Dryer does the Tango better than El Chachafaz, but I'm still leaving it hopping along merrily until the day it decides to blow up.
When that day comes stick your head in it. Children everywhere will thank you.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 9:37 am
by FragaGeddon
Any man can fix those things, you must be a faggot.
Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:07 pm
by Ezekiel
Sounds like my boiler. Every winter, without fail, it will break and I'll have to fit a new pump. I'm starting to think it would be more cost effective to just buy a new one.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:39 am
by farad
...day before christmas eve...fucking car HAD to have $800 worth of work done...
...It's always fun to have those "unexpected expenditures" at the most inopportune times...
...I fucking blame gamespy...and Kracus...
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:20 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
farad wrote:...day before christmas eve...fucking car HAD to have $800 worth of work done...
...It's always fun to have those "unexpected expenditures" at the most inopportune times...
...I fucking blame gamespy...and Kracus...
how's your boy GW Bush doing these days?
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:32 am
by farad
...laughing at liberal pussys like you...
...thanks for asking...
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:12 am
by busetibi
farad wrote:...day before christmas eve...fucking car HAD to have $800 worth of work done...
...It's always fun to have those "unexpected expenditures" at the most inopportune times...
...I fucking blame gamespy...and Kracus...
lol,i just moved house last week,
heres the list of things that fucked up during that week,
cars water pump fucked up,A$200.
piston broke in engine, A$1,150.00
dropped the lawn mower, the housing for the petrol tank sheared off on the side, (its fucked) A$350.
backing out of drive at night,(hire ute) hit bumper on rock wall A$200 damage.
electrician dropped the new cook top(glass) whilst installing new oven and cook top.A$350. (although he had to pay for it)
put my dog in the kennels for the week, kennels rang me telling me that dog had escaped, (i found her after 3 hours of driving around)
put my machine back together,both hdd (80 gig and 200 gig) fucked up and had to be replaced.
so yer its been a couple of interesting weeks
oh, and the washing machine has developed a leak in the bowl, so everytime you use it, the laundry floor gets flooded.
happy days
edit: happy holidays farad,good to see you again

Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:23 am
by farad
...same to ya busetibi...hope you n yours have a good new year as well...
8)
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:23 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
farad wrote:...laughing at liberal pussys like you...
...thanks for asking...
hey it's your country he's bankrupting, i think you're the one he's laughing at :icon30: