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yo moma so fat
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:10 am
by losCHUNK
she needs a relay team to put her belt on
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:12 am
by Nightshade
Ya momma so fat she sweat maple syrup.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:16 am
by +JuggerNaut+
you momma so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed three commercials
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:18 am
by Nightshade
Ya momma so fat she tried bungee jumpin' and went straight to hell.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:19 am
by Nightshade
Ya momma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:20 am
by losCHUNK
yo momma so fat that not even god could lift her spirits
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:23 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Yo momma so fat when she went to get a water bed they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:25 am
by +JuggerNaut+
yo momma's so fat i had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:26 am
by +JuggerNaut+
yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 1:26 am
by losCHUNK
yo moma so fat everytime she turns round its her birthday
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:02 am
by losCHUNK
yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:05 am
by losCHUNK
yo moma so poor that when someone threw a cigarette butt at her feet she started singin
"clap yo hands stomp yo feet praise the lord we got heat!"
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:41 am
by Bdw3
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:46 am
by Bdw3
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Posted: Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:30 am
by Nightshade
Ya momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.