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Athlete's Foot
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:45 am
by primaltheory
Wtf I'm not even an athlete!
and I had to get it on the very bottom of my foot so normal treatments don't work, but you know what does (of all things)?
drying it with a hairdrier every time i get outta the shower...it hurts so bad though, supposedly it stops hurting after a few days then goes away...i sure hope so it itchessss :icon23:
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:28 pm
by Nightshade
It's leprosy. Or AIDS. Probably AIDS, what with you being gay and all.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:08 pm
by Massive Quasars
Pee into a bowl, and soak your feet. Should get the job done.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:58 pm
by seremtan
stay away from athletes, primalwedgie
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:53 pm
by primaltheory
seriously? you're not joking?
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:36 pm
by Massive Quasars
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:19 pm
by tnf
Yea, when you have HIV you are prone to all sorts of opportunistic fungal infections that your immune system would normally prevent from getting a hold.
Just get some lamisil or something.
And wear flip flops in the gym showers.
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:24 pm
by primaltheory
Massive, I took a second shower today and pissed on the affected area, my foot doesn't itch at all and the lil bumps are much smaller...
PISS FTW!
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 11:51 pm
by tnf
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:26 am
by DooMer
whoa.. Whoa.. WHOA! You really pissed on yourself? That's pretty gay. Why don't you fuck a man while you're at it? Perhaps suck a few cocks? You're already half way to gay town, might as well complete the trip.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:28 am
by primaltheory
Yeah, I heard you're the conductor of the train (aka anal express)...
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:29 am
by DooMer
I fuck men, but I'm not gay. I can do that because im secure in my sexuality.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:45 am
by primaltheory
But I'm chuck norris, my only export is pain
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 5:52 pm
by DooMer
Your only import is obviously cock.
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 6:53 pm
by seremtan
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:38 pm
by Duhard
DooMer wrote:I fuck men, but I'm not gay. I can do that because im secure in my sexuality.
exactly..I'm a free spirit so I fuck whatever I want..
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:47 pm
by Freakaloin
so ur a rapist?...
Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 7:59 pm
by Duhard
Freakaloin wrote:so ur a rapist?...
nah..I don't fuck rappers..
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:39 am
by farad
DooMer wrote:whoa.. Whoa.. WHOA! You really pissed on yourself? That's pretty gay. Why don't you fuck a man while you're at it? Perhaps suck a few cocks? You're already half way to gay town, might as well complete the trip.
primaltheory wrote:But I'm chuck norris, my only export is pain
DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.
...I spit my drink out when I read this...
Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 5:37 pm
by BlueGene
DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 5:36 pm
by Oeloe
DooMer wrote:Your only import is obviously cock.
LoL, n1
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 7:04 pm
by shaft
This thread made my sides ache.
....just kidding
Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 10:03 pm
by primaltheory
Lol you're gay passion has been awoken!