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This guy has sex with mannequins!
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:27 pm
by primaltheory
There may be more embarassing things than being caught naked in a store window with a mannequin, surrounded by other naked mannequins that showed signs of "abuse", but it's hard to think of what
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http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.as ... 2006_pg9_1
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:29 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
fix your link.
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Shop assistant found naked with mannequin
A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property. ananova
no pics :/
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:30 pm
by primaltheory
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
was firefox fixing the date in there, sorry
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:30 pm
by booker
hes not the first
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:30 pm
by Foo
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:31 pm
by primaltheory
Foo wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
me? it was firefox, honest!
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:31 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Foo wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
what are you, gay?
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:31 pm
by primaltheory
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:Foo wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
what are you, handicap?
what are you, gay?
and I quote myself:
As Soon as i post this is going to turn into a huge gayfest
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 4:32 pm
by plained
ey foo c'mon he's way way above and so much better
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:32 pm
by Denz
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:fix your link.
Sunday, January 08, 2006 E-Mail this article to a friend Printer Friendly Version
Shop assistant found naked with mannequin
A Turkish shop assistant was arrested after he was found lying naked with a mannequin in a store window.
The 30-year-old man was discovered by colleagues opening up the department store in Antalya for the day. They called police after noticing bite marks on the mannequin. Two other mannequins that showed signs of abuse were also taken in as evidence. The shop assistant allegedly hid in the toilets while the store was being locked up for the night. The man has been charged with damaging property. ananova
no pics :/
You want to see pics?,,, not me. I don't even want it left up to imagination.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:50 pm
by XG|FragUPlenty
Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:36 pm
by mrd
XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
Posted: Sun Jan 08, 2006 10:49 pm
by brisk
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:21 am
by XG|FragUPlenty
mrd wrote:XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
Fuck you little school boy bitch. If your gonna insult someone do it right.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:24 am
by Dave
mrd wrote:XG|FragUPlenty wrote:Now that is funny, Oh man Ill bet the cops had a hell of a time with that. They probably made fun of him all the way to lockup.
Fag.
Who do you think you are, geoff?
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 1:56 am
by XG|FragUPlenty
I didnt start anything with him, so why does he have to start calling me a fag. I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life. So heres what I have to say
GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND YOU MIGHT GET LAID BEFORE YOU ARE 80
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:06 am
by +JuggerNaut+
XG|FragUPlenty wrote:I didnt start anything with him, so why does he have to start calling me a fag. I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life. So heres what I have to say
GO GET A FUCKIN LIFE AND YOU MIGHT GET LAID BEFORE YOU ARE 80
he's been on meds man, he's not normally like that.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:22 am
by Dave
true.. mrd's on meds and he's a fag to boot
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:31 am
by Dave
XG|FragUPlenty wrote:I cant help who is a school boy bitch who has over 6000 posts because he doesnt go outside or get a life.
That's not much of an argument. I go outside and have almost 30000 posts. Here's a picture I took this afternoon of a duck flapping his wings.
I mean really.. that 'go outside' bit is as dumb as bread
Bad insults go in
this forum.
quack
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:43 am
by Grandpa Stu
yeah ducks are pretty cool. i really like the aftermarket paint job he has too, nice choice in blue.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:55 am
by Dave
That one is all riced out... You can't tell from the resized crop, but one wing is blue and the other is purple. It's really easy to predict when they're going to dry their wings because they get their backs wet three or four times then they poke their neck up. Then you hold down the shutter button.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 5:57 am
by XG|FragUPlenty
I didnt mean that towards everyone. Just him, sorry if anyone else took offense to that comment. Anyway thats a pretty awesome pic, must be a hell of a camera you got. Anyways you guys are cool I just felt like I was new to the forum and someone calling me a fag isnt exactly the best greeting. Its cool though, ive had worse.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:09 am
by mjrpes
It's pretty useless to get mad when someone calls you a name on an internet forum. For instance, look at our friend Dave here. Did you know he's a the biggest fag/asshole/queer/loser/bitch/dildo/idiot/fartfart/shitfucker/poofball/dickweed on this forum? Do you think he cares that I said this? No, he's too busy taking duck photos to care.
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:11 am
by Dave
Ducks are cool
Posted: Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:14 am
by mjrpes
Ducks are awesome. And they taste great.