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intestinal worms
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:28 pm
by Massive Quasars
miracle weight loss
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:29 pm
by Foo
You'll eat more to compensate.
Also, they take all the nutrients and still leave a lot of the fat/carbs.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:32 pm
by Massive Quasars
bastards
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:10 pm
by phantasmagoria
fucking hell, i was in the pub earlier having a lengthy discussion about how fat people should secretly be given worms to make them lose weight
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:12 pm
by Foo
How about someone takes their bedroom and raises it to the 20th floor of wherever they live. On stilts if necessary. Then destroys any elevators or stairs and add a ladder.
Put the toilet, kitchen and light switch on the ground floor.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:15 pm
by phantasmagoria
they'll shit out of their window, fashion candles out of ear wax and capture birds with pieces of string attatched to bait to eat
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:17 pm
by Foo
What now?
I was thinking it just gets them out of my way.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:36 pm
by phantasmagoria
not if they fall on you from gorging on pigeons
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:39 pm
by Bdw3
DooMer wrote:Sounds kinda awesome to me. I think i'd keep it. He would be like your little buddy. You can eat a lot more and not get fat. You could do shit and then blame it on your tapeworm. You could also start saying "We" instead of "I" like venom.
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:39 pm
by I cant spell u
I would swallow a gameboy for my tapeworm.