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YourGranPa
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:27 am
by Underpants?
when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 8:09 am
by Captain
Depends if you wanna start early or wait a few more years.
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 9:27 am
by +JuggerNaut+
shutup underpants, he's busy bullying Pete.
Re: YourGranPa
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:30 pm
by seremtan
Underpants? wrote:when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?
yes, you'll have to do all that, but with only one nut
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 2:17 pm
by MKJ
statistically, that would mean you hae to have sex twice in your life. that wont happen
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:49 am
by seremtan
one nut means having sex twice = having sex once for everyone else
Re: YourGranPa
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:16 am
by YourGrandpa
Underpants? wrote:when I get old, fat, bald and ugly will I have build tree houses for and raise the kid obviously sired by another man whilest buying knifesets and cookware for my cheating wife like some kind of spineless shit bag too?
What a jealous fag...
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:42 am
by Underpants?

you're right YourCuckoldPa

I so desperately wish I could be you,

and marry a woman who fools me into believing I'm propogating my family line in the obviously very normal-looking kid who grows undeniably less like your ugly, mutant bone-diseased-looking mug daily.
How does it feel to slave away as a meager-salaried electrician to come home to another man's seed destroying the computer you just pissed large credit on?

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 8:44 am
by Doombrain
< 2
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:28 pm
by YourGrandpa
Underpants? wrote:
you're right YourCuckoldPa

I so desperately wish I could be you,

and marry a woman who fools me into believing I'm propogating my family line in the obviously very normal-looking kid who grows undeniably less like your ugly, mutant bone-diseased-looking mug daily.
How does it feel to slave away as a meager-salaried electrician to come home to another man's seed destroying the computer you just pissed large credit on?

How little you know, boy.
BTW, I'm not an electrician. I'm a Project Manager for an Electrical Contractor. At any given time I'm managing $5 million+ in work.
But hey, what ever you have to tell yourself to get by is fine with me.

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:23 pm
by Underpants?
oh, I'm sorry, gwamps.

calling you an electrician would be like calling the secretary in the dental office a dentist, then.
Not knowing how to do anything useful, you make copies and buy donuts for the real talent.
Keep bragging about squandering your life and savings on televisions computers and other ridiculi. Funny how these trinkets accomodate for the inevitable termination of your lineage.
Also,

.
One thing's for sure, no one's laughing harder than your wife and the neighbor's kid

.
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:24 pm
by Doombrain
hahahahah only one ball
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:38 pm
by Underpants?
go tie a sweater over your shoulders, catcher

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 4:58 pm
by Doombrain
Hahahah semi-eunuch
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:24 pm
by Underpants?
type that after changing skirts between tennis and side-saddle horse jumping at the internet bar clubhouse, nut-ingester?
where do you find the time
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:25 pm
by Doombrain
eunuch

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:25 pm
by Underpants?
trannie

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:28 pm
by Underpants?
go dress your anakin dolls in barbie outfits

Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:29 pm
by Doombrain
Eunuch?
True Missing Bollock
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:29 pm
by Doombrain
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:33 pm
by Underpants?

convertibles are for women and gender-confused Downs babies
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:09 pm
by Duhard

:olo::olo:
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 6:43 pm
by seremtan
Underpants? wrote:Funny how these trinkets accomodate for the inevitable termination of your lineage.
'compensate' not 'accommodate' you fucking uniballer
now carry on
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:06 pm
by Underpants?
oh well what do we have here, some kind of filthy motherfucking dickweed arguing semantics and shit. Why don't you fuck off, saranwrap?
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 7:17 pm
by +JuggerNaut+