Quake3World

DooMer wrote:Fairly easy conquests. When you deal with the pain train himself, you don't have time to react. All I have to do is remove my cod piece, which in itself, is a temporal transporter designed by world renowned scientists in an attempt to solve the age old question "Since DooMer's penis is so big, where does it go". It simply exists in a parallel doomed dimension, conquered eons ago for the use of containing my massive penis. One that your puny, primitive mind cannot fathom. The mere sight of it's magnificence is enough to literally blow your mind. The world isn't ready for my penis, for if it ever fell into the hands of evil, the result would be catastrophic. I might add that this doomed dimensions only surviving population are amazon bitches who worship and ride this behemoth day and night. The only off spring are that of my own, who are then forced to take up this painful task generation after generation. Any male births are to be sacrificed, and their blood used as lube. In this cursed world, my penis is referred to as "The vein of life". The very mention of it's name is forbidden.