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We're Ready For Ya

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:18 am
by Captain
Iran is ready for America's attacks to begin. The day that they attack is the day that Israel will cease to exist :icon17:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:23 am
by tnf
OK CHAMP, THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION. YOU SAY WE'RE...YOU MUST REALLY BE COMRADES WITH THOSE IRANIANS RIGHT?
Fuck dude, you'd last 2 nanoseconds there.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:33 am
by Captain
My whole culture and background is Iranian, moron. Of course I want those fucking jews wiped out. There might be world peace afterwards if the cocksuckers bow out.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:40 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Captain Spazduh the Irannish super-hero to the rescue!!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:41 am
by ScooterG
Here we go....

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:41 am
by Captain
Damn straight. Just drop the "spazduh", it's getting old, alright HuffNToke? :icon26:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:42 am
by ScooterG
Did someone take over your account for your last maybe 5 or so posts or r u just PMSing today? Hmmm?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:44 am
by Captain
I don't know. Ask Jebus.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:44 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
no he's always been an idiot.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:45 am
by Captain
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:no he's always been an idiot.
Ironic :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:57 am
by tnf
Captain Mazda wrote:My whole culture and background is Iranian, moron. Of course I want those fucking jews wiped out. There might be world peace afterwards if the cocksuckers bow out.
So why aren't you there fighting alongside your Iranian brothers and sisters?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:00 am
by Captain
Why aren't you fighting against the establishment of the New World Order?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:07 am
by eepberries
Maybe because living is rather nice.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:11 am
by tnf
Captain Mazda wrote:Why aren't you fighting against the establishment of the New World Order?
The battle lines for that 'war' aren't quite as defined as the one you are talking about. And I am fighting against it by educating young minds who still have a chance to get out into the world and be free thinkers.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:17 am
by S@M
eepberries wrote:Maybe because living is rather nice.
living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?

lols

Re: We're Ready For Ya

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:17 am
by seremtan
Captain Mazda wrote:Iran is ready for America's attacks to begin. The day that they attack is the day that Israel will cease to exist :icon17:
o rly?

does ahmedinejad do magic tricks also?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 1:47 am
by R00k
S@M wrote:
eepberries wrote:Maybe because living is rather nice.
living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?

lols
Yes -- but POWER TO IRAN!!!

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:16 am
by Captain
S@M wrote:living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?
lols
Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:28 am
by Tormentius
Captain Mazda wrote:
Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?
Thats a pretty nice doublestandard. On one hand you live in Canada and enjoy the freedom, healthcare, education, and safety of this nation. On the other hand you like to talk tough about fighting, genocide, and war even though you're unwilling to actually live in Iran. If you've got the sack to back your beliefs then go over there and join your "cause" otherwise do us a favour and shut the fuck up.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:37 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:48 am
by werldhed
Captain Mazda wrote:
S@M wrote:living in good ol Canada perhaps?
enjoying the benefits of a western lifestyle, education and health care system perhaps?
Enjoying civil freedoms not available in Iran perhaps?
lols
Western lifestyle benefits? You mean obesity, ignorance, low IQ, unemployment, job insecurity, low education, being controlled by Israel, and war? What a great place to live in, huh?
Are you a troll? Seriously...

Obesity: From a study in The International Journal of Obesity Related Metabolic Disorders:
The mean body mass index was 22.8 +/- 4.6 (+/- SD) for mean and 23.6 +/- 6.6 (+/- SD) for women. Men had their highest BMI in their late forties and women did so in their early fifties. Twenty-five percent of men and 30% of women were overweight (BMI = 25-30). Eight percent of women and 2.5% of men were obese (BMI > 30). CONCLUSIONS: Contrary to the commonly-held belief that overweight and obesity are generally uncommon in Iran, this study revealed that both are prevalent in the adult population of southern Iran and both are more frequent among women than men.
From a study titled "Prevalence of obesity in Iran." published in Obesity Reviews (2005 Aug;6(3):191-2):
The prevalence of overweight (body mass index > or = 85th reference percentiles) among urban 15-39 and 40-69 year olds is estimated at about 22% and 40% respectively.
And another study from the journal Ethnicity & Disease (2005 Spring;15(2):213-20):
Turkish women had substantially higher body mass index (BMI), larger waist, higher waist/hip ratio and sagittal abdominal diameter, higher levels of serum triglycerides, and lower HDL cholesterol concentration compared with Swedish-born women. A similar tendency was seen also for Iranian women.
Ignorance, low IQ, low education:
From IQ and the Wealth of Nations:
US = 91
Canada = 97
Iran = 84

Unemployment, job insecurity:
From "Iran’s Unemployment Crisis" in Middle East Economic Survey by Jahangir Amuzegar, 10/11/04:
First, unemployment is especially high at 34% among the 15-24 year olds who officially constitute 25% of the labor force; it is 22% for men and 41% for women.
A report commissioned by the Management and Plan Organization and released in early September 2004 puts the total national unemployment rate at 13.2%, and predicts that if this level holds up, then the jobless rate among the 15-29 age group will reach 52% within two years.

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:51 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
also, my gf is Iraqi and she thinks you're a retard

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:53 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Image

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:55 am
by +JuggerNaut+
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:also, my gf is Iraqi and she thinks you're a retard
:drool:

Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:56 am
by ek
whats your girlfriend being iraqi got to do with him and his iranian buddies? :drool: