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Coffee Haiku
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:02 pm
by Underpants?
my eyes and legs slow
but mind and intestine fast
I quickly must leave
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:41 pm
by ubzurvur
A haiku for you onenutunderpants!!!
Just one testicle
But still it hangs low and swings
Though it is lonely
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:03 pm
by Captain
That's not a haiku you dumbass.
Ubzurvur the asshole
Can't ever get head
Fuck off prick
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:27 pm
by ubzurvur
haikus have a 5, 7, 5 syllable pattern.
but see, your a retard and don't get it.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:37 pm
by Captain
Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?
Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.
Fuck you.
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:45 pm
by werldhed
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:54 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
ubzurvur wrote:A haiku for you onenutunderpants!!!
Just one testicle
But still it hangs low and swings
Though it is lonely
stop already. you're embarassing the internet.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:19 am
by Bdw3
Captain Mazda wrote:Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?
Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.
Fuck you.
You're counting words not syllables.
Also the word your are looking for is contraction.
3rd Grade. :icon10:
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:25 am
by werldhed
And contractions are considered to be single words, so it still wouldn't work.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:08 am
by ubzurvur
Captain Mazda wrote:Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?
Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.
Fuck you.
you lose. try again.
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:48 am
by E:v:O
Dildos are now banned
Wideset Vagina Girlfriend
You have a small dick
is that one?
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:11 am
by glossy
Bdw3 wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:Then what explains your 3-7-4 pattern? Hmm?
Haikus can also have 3-5-3 patterns. "Can't" is a conjunction of "can" and "not", so it can be considered 2 words.
Fuck you.
You're counting words not syllables.
Also the word your are looking for is contraction.
3rd Grade. :icon10:
n1
Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 6:55 pm
by Underpants?
the art of haiku is in the ability to create an impact with disruption, each line a disconnected island of statement unto itself yet somehow also chaining all three to flow together coherently. Oh, wait, that was my take on the state of the union address. sorry.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:02 am
by Captain
Unlike the cunts, I didn't waste 4 years trying to study haikus. COCKED!!!
When my teacher in 6th grade was trying to teach us haikus, I was thinking of how to kill her. That fat jew tried to make me do a hanukkah presentation, fucking cunt. Lucky I didn't slit her throat and flush it down the crapper. Yeah, I used to live in Toronto a few years back, the worst fucking neighbourhood. Full of jews and russian jews. All they'd do was shoot and stab each other and yell bloody hell.
PS. It was a fucking public school yet judaism was the only thing they'd try to stuff into you.
PS2. I took a shit on a picnic bench once.
PS3. Another time I threw up on a tree.
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:21 am
by Dave
hate speech is not tolerated here
Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:53 am
by Captain
