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Community poem
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 3:09 am
by Underpants?
In honor of belated valentines day, I want to start a community-effort poem for and by each and every one of you foreskin-farmers
:wub : :angrey!:
sublime rail trails
sifting through the breeze,
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:02 am
by werldhed
I put the gun to her head;
said, "Bitch, down on your knees."
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:07 am
by mjrpes
Suddenly the cops stormed in
said, "Put the RG down and freeze."
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:11 am
by Underpants?
one, a burley sweat-stained ox
said "or yer ass'll be swiss cheese!"
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:14 am
by seremtan
the other, a hick name of earl,
patted his pockets, said "where the fuck are my keys?"
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 6:07 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
her breast was like a rosebud
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:31 pm
by MKJ
too bad he only had one nut
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:51 pm
by Underpants?
don't break the poem off
you filthy dutch midget slut
P.S.
I'll have to add 'rhyming' to the profanely long list of things dutch people can't do worth a shit
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:42 pm
by Underpants?
but her breath killed my game
like a uranium rail slug
@P-duffy
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:55 pm
by MKJ
im pretty sure bud rhymes with nut
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:33 pm
by seremtan
but not with cheese
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:43 pm
by Underpants?
MKJ wrote:im pretty sure bud rhymes with nut
Mwhat Ka Jdumbfuck :olol:
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:51 pm
by Captain
I looked at the sun,
It burned my eyes
I said "ow motherfucker",
And pointed at it my gun
I said "Your end is near"
And I shot Underpants
Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 7:30 pm
by Underpants?
have you declared Jihad on sense, captain crazy?
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:16 pm
by MKJ
seremtan wrote:but not with cheese
i replied to puff though :gasp
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 8:39 pm
by Underpants?
either way, you replied :grasp ing your nuts compulsively, I'm sure.
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Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:53 am
by mjrpes
seremtan wrote:the other, a hick name of earl,
patted his pockets, said "where the fuck are my keys?"
then q3w faggots posted shit
and this thread went downhill faster than a sneeze
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 4:54 am
by Underpants?
until mrjerpes resurrected it
with his team of typing chimpanzees
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:12 am
by mjrpes
running out of things that end in -eeze
I could hear Underpants scream, "stop please!"
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 5:53 am
by I cant spell u
And as the bees would sting underpants, his screams would sound like chinese.
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:01 am
by Underpants?
as I wondered what the fuck
Cantspellu chowed pickles from the ass of geese
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:07 am
by I cant spell u
And then all of a sudden, he went homeless because he forgot to pay the lease.
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:16 am
by Underpants?
annnnd spellu earns the hard way
by letting old men jiggle his peas
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 6:40 am
by I cant spell u
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:57 am
by Captain
I was in the hood yo geeze,
Picking up my hoes yo deeze
Drivin' my Escalade through obese,
people!