Quake3World

Let's see some jokes you actually remember. (Hope racist jokes are tolerated cause that's all I can remember , but no offence. )

What's faster then the speed of light? A jew with a coupon.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Your bike.

Why do jews have such big noses? Air is free.

Yeah they suck, let's see what you remember.

whats the fastest thing in the world ? ||||||| an ethiopian with a dinner ticket

whats the 2nd fastest thing ? ||||| the bugger he knicked it off

Did you hear about the 40 pound midget with the 20 pounds balls? |||| He was half nuts!

On a scale of one to ten, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfeind

For the sake of jokes racism and homophobia should be tolerated, so go ahead. I doubt u will get banned, plus you got so many posts I’m sure the mods will let it slip.

|HHAHAHAHAHAHA

BlueGene wrote:For the sake of jokes racism and homophobia should be tolerated, so go ahead. I doubt u will get banned, plus you got so many posts I’m sure the mods will let it slip.

Of course they will, he's the H.N.I.C.

So this white guy is taking a piss in a urinal and next to him is this black guy. So the guy accidentally looks over and notices the guy has a gigantic dick.

So the white guy goes. “I’m not gay or anything, but how the hell do u have such a enormous dick”

The black guy says “Well each time I get out of the shower I hit my dick against wall as hard as I can”

A few weeks later the white guy is again pissing in the same urinal, all of a sudden the same black guy walks up to the one beside him.

The white guy says. “So…I’ve been hitting my dick against the wall for the last 14 days but it doesn’t seem to get bigger”

“Well at least you got it the same color”

scourge34 wrote:he's the H.N.I.C.

?

hes an admin

What do you call a Spaniad who has just come out of hospital? Manwell!

What do you call a Spaniad who's juts had his car stolen?Carlos!

What do you call a Spaniad with a rubber toe?Roberto!

They may be cheesy, but you'll be using them I bet :P

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the breasts..uh i mean ladder.

Michael Jackson's starting a new band, "The Jackson 5 and under"

phantasmagoria wrote:How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two: One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the breasts..uh i mean ladder.

lol

A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB.

what do you say to a floating TV at night ?

drop it nigga

if you ever went camping, got blind drunk and woke up with a condom stuck up your ass, would you tell anyone ?

'no'

wanna go camping ?

why did all the fags survive Katrina?

cause they packed their shit the night before

A jew, a Polack and a black guy walk into a bar and the bartender goes:

"What is this, a joke?"

Where do pirates like to go eat?

ARRRRRRRRRBY'S

Dek wrote:Where do pirates like to go eat?

ARRRRRRRRRBY'S

lol, kill yourself

a pirate walks into a bar with a steeringwheel sticking out of his pants.
as the bartender asks him about it he replies "aye, its drivin me nuts!"

@ dentist joke