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How many of you play limp biscuit?
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:27 am
by BlueGene
From wikipedia.
Soggy biscuit, also called limp biscuit, is a game reputedly played in the private secondary schools of England. The players stand around a biscuit and masturbate with the intention of ejaculating onto it. The last person to ejaculate is considered the loser and has to eat the biscuit. The participants do not necessarily identify as homosexual.
The game has also reportedly been played in college fraternity hazing and other hazing rituals.
I always wondered where fred got the name for the band.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:34 am
by Underpants?
more solid proof that fred durst is a raging queen.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:13 am
by PhoeniX
There was a strong rumour at my old school that some of the teachers had done this
And we knew it as (as in, someone told me it was called that, not in a we tried it way) soggy biscuit.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:23 am
by Foo
what
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:35 am
by Scourge
Nasty bastards.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:35 am
by JulesWinnfield
The only good Limp Biscuit is the Faith cover.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:40 am
by eepberries
It's also know as "ooky cookie" I think
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:12 pm
by Canis
So instead of, "I did it all for the nookie...", the lyrics more accurately should have been, "I did it all for the cookie..."
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:42 pm
by Transient
That's some fucked up shit right there.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:26 pm
by R00k
Jesus, how can you get off at all, standing in a circle of masturbating men around a biscuit?
Seriously, I don't think I'd even be able to.
Can you be completely heterosexual and be able to do this?
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:46 pm
by Canis
I guess you could force something if you were completely able to detach from reality and use an extensive imagination.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:31 pm
by R00k
Wow Canis, that's......................................................................pretty specific.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 6:50 pm
by Canis
I figure it would be the only way...
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:01 pm
by Underpants?
right, and can you also "figure" how many guys you've done this with in the past, closet-goth?
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 7:03 pm
by Canis
Underpants? wrote:right, and can you also "figure" how many guys you've done this with in the past, closet-goth?
Oh god...bwaha...got me!
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:30 pm
by MKJ
R00k wrote:Jesus, how can you get off at all, standing in a circle of masturbating men around a biscuit?
Seriously, I don't think I'd even be able to.
Can you be completely heterosexual and be able to do this?
if youre secure enough, sure. if youre going to obsess about the other guys' dicks because youre so afraid of other men.. well i imagine you cant
(this post is going to bite me in the ass later)
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:35 pm
by Canis
MKJ wrote:R00k wrote:Jesus, how can you get off at all, standing in a circle of masturbating men around a biscuit?
Seriously, I don't think I'd even be able to.
Can you be completely heterosexual and be able to do this?
if youre secure enough, sure. if youre going to obsess about the other guys' dicks because youre so afraid of other men.. well i imagine you cant
(this post is going to bite me in the ass later)
Just look at the attempts to snag me.

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 8:55 pm
by plained
nothing like a nice non-obsessing biscit jizzin with the boys

Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:41 pm
by ^misantropia^
Full of nourishing protein so it must be good for you.
Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 11:43 pm
by andyman
we just call it 'Bread'
wanna play bread?
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:50 pm
by l0g1c
We played a game like that, but instead of making the last guy eat it, we would just encourage him to do better next time.
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:20 pm
by mrd
We always called it the Muffin Game.
*shrugs*

Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:22 pm
by R00k
wow. i had no idea.
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:25 pm
by Grudge
allegedly, hockey players play it a lot
Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:34 pm
by reefsurfer
We have that in sweden...called "runka bulle'" ...we do it with a bun though.