Pickup lines
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:36 am
Want my pickle?
ive used this one a few times
hey luv you doing anything tomorrow
her: depends, why ?
cus you need to wash your fucking hair its bogging !
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:44 am
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:52 am
Wanna fuck?
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:24 am
I like to ask "Wanna get between the sheets?"
I have got 50/50
Slaped/fucked.
I have got 50/50
Slaped/fucked.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:28 am
show us your meat curtains
can i have a sip from the toothless vampires drinking fountain
and some others, all shit anyway
can i have a sip from the toothless vampires drinking fountain
and some others, all shit anyway
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:29 am
Do you have a brother?
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:30 am
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:30 am
Nice pants!
I'd look good in them. :icon14:
I'd look good in them. :icon14:
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:38 am
ME: "So, I've been a astronaut now for a few years and I'm going on another mission here pretty soon."
WOman: "Oh yeah, where to?"
ME:"Your anus"...
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WOman: "Oh yeah, where to?"
ME:"Your anus"...
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 2:43 am
lol
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:53 pm
:icon19: awsome.
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:26 pm
did it hurt?
what?
when you fell from heavin?
what?
when you fell from heavin?
Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:27 pm
:lol: what movie was that from again?
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 2:16 am
id abuse you
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 7:17 pm
hahaha :lol:losCHUNK wrote:id abuse you
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 6:01 am
shit i can't remember :icon25:FlamingTP wrote::lol: what movie was that from again?
Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:44 pm
nice legs
thanx
wat time do they open?
thanx
wat time do they open?
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 6:35 am
It took you 6 years to come up with that one?
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:43 pm
keep your mouth shut and get in the goddamn car
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Fri Jan 07, 2011 5:44 pm
i don't want to have to use this
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 10:49 pm
rofobsidian wrote:It took you 6 years to come up with that one?
the polar bear one is the best, if you don't know you must be virged
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2011 5:21 pm
MURRRRRR
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 2:06 am
sorry, the gag doesn't come out but I'll loosen the cuffs.
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:42 am
Was at a bar a couple years ago, overheard some guy use this line at least 6 times during the night.
Hi, I'm gord, and you are gorgeous.
guy was a complete tool, but had a girl on his arm by the end of the night
Hi, I'm gord, and you are gorgeous.
guy was a complete tool, but had a girl on his arm by the end of the night
Re: Pickup lines
Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 6:40 pm
it's me i'm the gord in that post