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Chuck Norris talks about his fact site
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:15 am
by Transient
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1276/
I've seen him come on the Late Show and pull that lever of Conan's, too. He's a pretty good sport. :icon26:
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:55 am
by AmIdYfReAk
hahaha, g0ld
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:02 am
by seremtan
olo
i like especially "when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris"
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:03 am
by primaltheory
Yea I like the one with the nuns and the miami dolphins.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:19 am
by andyman
here's a few i made up
If the sun got too close to Chuck Norris, it would melt
Black holes are formed when Chuck Norris gets a boner.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... he holds air hostage.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:37 am
by R00k
haha, nice he's a good sport about it - although it's the best free publicity in the world, so I can't imagine why he wouldn't be.
andyman wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe... he holds air hostage.
LOL, that one's good.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:37 am
by Dave
Plus it's not like it's a 'chuck norris is a pussy' gag, it's the exact opposite
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:12 am
by Savage Life
why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 4:19 am
by andyman
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:01 am
by menkent
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
rtfm?
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:51 am
by Guest
andyman wrote:Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL
too bad infinity is not a number
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:56 am
by l0g1c
ToxicBug wrote:andyman wrote:Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL
too bad infinity is not a number
Holy Shit, look at the brain on this one!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:12 am
by mjrpes
ToxicBug wrote:andyman wrote:Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL
too bad infinity is not a number
that's what makes it funny.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:15 am
by Transient
ToxicBug wrote:andyman wrote:Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL
too bad infinity is not a number
You retar--
Oh, I see what you're doing here. You're intentionally posting something stupid, trying to make it look like a joke, hoping someone will call you stupid so that you can call them on it.
You're a wily one, you are...
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:15 am
by ek
Fucking hell Toxic, you really are a bright kid.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:17 am
by Transient
Shh, he's baiting you...
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:19 am
by ek
he isnt that clever, so i doubt it. afterall miami wasnt in florida
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:21 am
by l0g1c
Transient wrote:Shh, he's baiting you...
I know, but I'm only acting like I'm taking the bait so that when he calls me on it, I can call it right back on him for some 4th dimension shit.
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:57 am
by SplishSplash
most annoying presenter ever
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 8:36 am
by Transient
l0g1c wrote:Transient wrote:Shh, he's baiting you...
I know, but I'm only acting like I'm taking the bait so that when he calls me on it, I can call it right back on him for some 4th dimension shit.
You sneaky sneak!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:19 am
by MKJ
bash.org paraphrase; chuck norris jokes are the new AYB
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:28 am
by l0g1c
MKJ wrote:bash.org paraphrase; chuck norris jokes are the new AYB
I'm tired of the Chuck Norris jokes.
I'm also tired of
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:43 am
by duffman91
ToxicBug wrote:andyman wrote:Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
Because Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
LOL
too bad infinity is not a number
Infinity is not a real number but may be considered part of the extended real number line, in which arithmetic operations involving infinity may be performed.
You're right, infinity is not a number. But use INFINITY in Calculus to find ABSOLUTES!
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:46 am
by Grudge
Savage Life wrote:why are white people so crazy about chuck norris
keep it real
Posted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:20 pm
by d3mol!t!on
seremtan wrote:i like especially "when the boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for chuck norris"
Same here... that one was excellent :icon25: