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disturbing dream
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:24 pm
by Guest
I had a dream last night that a serial killer came to my house. I went into my front yard and tried to run away from him, and then some black guys came in to save me but the serial killer broke their necks. I ran into the house and I was looking for a gun, but I kept on remembering that the stupid canadian laws dont allow guns, and I was getting really frustrated because I was defenceless.
I called the 911 and explained the situation, and they said they will be here in 110 minutes. Then the killer broke through my front door, so I grabbed my air rifle and shot him in the forehead, but that didn't do anything but make him angrier, so he moved close to me and then I woke up.
I really want a gun now.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:46 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
oh brother.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:55 pm
by Scourge
Use a pencil.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:05 pm
by phantasmagoria
shoot him in the eye, noob
Re: disturbing dream
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:33 pm
by losCHUNK
ToxicBug wrote:I ran into the house and I was looking for a gun, but I kept on remembering that the stupid canadian laws dont allow guns, and I was getting really frustrated because I was defenceless.
dont you guys have, like, bats and knives or even some sort of metal pole ?
and i have dreams about fighting zombies..... work that one out
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:08 pm
by ek
i think you have a phobia of black guys, this could possibly be because your dad raped you when you were younger.
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:46 pm
by Massive Quasars
+JuggerNaut+ wrote:oh brother.
wb
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:57 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Massive Quasars wrote:+JuggerNaut+ wrote:oh brother.
wb
good day to you, sir.
Re: disturbing dream
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:03 am
by Scourge
losCHUNK wrote:ToxicBug wrote:I ran into the house and I was looking for a gun, but I kept on remembering that the stupid canadian laws dont allow guns, and I was getting really frustrated because I was defenceless.
dont you guys have, like, bats and knives or even some sort of metal pole ?
and i have dreams about fighting zombies..... work that one out
I've got a foot long dagger by my bed.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:24 am
by phantasmagoria
i have a bayonet
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:26 am
by phantasmagoria
similar to that, but without the gay handle
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:27 am
by phantasmagoria
there we go \o. that;s it
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:28 am
by phantasmagoria
i just found out it's for an ak47
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:29 am
by phantasmagoria
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:30 am
by phantasmagoria
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:30 am
by CrinklyArse
well i have.. erm.. the t.v remote?
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:40 am
by losCHUNK
i see your tv remote and raise you a kipper
