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I'm thinking of getting one to try out. Does anyone have experience with it and is it worth it?

have trouble getting laid? me too.

Ehhhh?????

ToxicBug wrote:have trouble getting laid? me too.

This does not surprise me at all.

it's basically a flash light with a vagina so you can fuck it. Kind of depressing really for anyone who would get one.

Google says you are correct. Ewwwwwww.

lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Sad, sad, sad. I much prefer the real thing. Which arrives in about an hour.

http://myspace.com/hookahpalace

I'm going here around 9:30 for latin night every Friday. I'm usually the only white guy there and can't understand one fucking word of the music the DJ puts on, but there are a lot of hot latina chicks and $1 drafts. Good place to spend the night with some buddies and hopefully fuck some bitties after some drunken dancing (see: dry humping).

Yarr, I know all about the drunken dancing. And the cheap cerveza.

dzjepp wrote:I'm thinking of getting one to try out. Does anyone have experience with it and is it worth it?

Don't get the normal one, get either the wonder wave or super ribbed. :icon14:

wtf

Ewwwwww.

Scourge wrote:Yarr, I know all about the drunken dancing. And the cheap cerveza.

yeah, drafts will hold me over, but I usually take some shots of 151 if my stomach is up to it or just settle for some Wild Turkey 101 before I start dancing. Liquid courage? maybe, but I've danced enough times sober to remind myself I'm white.

Lol.

I used to drink 151 straight quite a lot. Wild Turkey is another one I used to drink on occasion.

It's pretty much all beer now though. Much smoother on the body and mind at my age.

Also, they still might be doing the 3-for-2 deal. Just get one canister to go with them and use the plastic sleeves they come in for storage. All in all it'll cost about $100 after shipping, or you can just get one and don't bother with the canister, which isn't necessary but may be beneficial depending on your preferences. That would end up being the cheapest route if you're hesitant to put down money on this type of thing.

Oh, and lube is 100% required. The website offers a decent selection, but I suggest staying away from ID Glide. It's hard to wash away. And make sure it's not an oil-based lube, as it will eat away at the fleshlight even after just one use, making it become sticky/clingy. That means no hand lotion.

ek wrote:wtf

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. :icon32:

And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.

You have entirely too much experience with this product.

Sad, innit?

ctrlnuke wrote:lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Transient wrote::icon19:

I forgot about guys who read fantasy novels too.

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^ looks like something that would be a big hit in the local 4th grade bookfair.

ctrlnuke wrote:

ctrlnuke wrote:lol, the target demographic has to be the fat nerds who fuck it while sobbing in their dark room with the only the blue glow of the monitor to provide companionship.

Transient wrote::icon19:

I forgot about guys who read fantasy novels too.

What exactly do you mean by fantasy? :icon6:

the amount of phallic symbols on the cover of that book is far too overbearing not to be intentional.

Transient wrote:And just like that, in the span of 5 minutes, I have utterly destroyed any reputation I may have had at this godforsaken website.