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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:28 pm
How to book a holiday when your name is quadhore.
Walk into travel agents shop.
" Hi, I'd like to book an exotic holiday. What can you offer me?"
"Well sir, there's hawaii, thailand, barbados, fiji, seychelles for starters "
" Oh I'd love to go to any of those places! I've never been outside of the UK. How much for hawaii?"
" £900 per person sir"
" Oh, that much? How about the other places? "
" They're also around £600 to £1000 sir"
" Do you have anything a bit cheaper?"
" Well you could consider america at around £400 "
" No, I still can't afford that"
" Well sir, we have a special bargain at the moment, it's our popular and highly typical british tourist resort of mallorca. It's not very exotic but they do have british pubs and fish 'n chips just so you can feel right at home"
"Oh, how much is that?"
" £200 sir, that includes medical insurance, ( we've had a few complaints about food poisoning at most of the hotels out there ), factor 500 suntan lotion and a free white handkerchief for your head which comes with corner knots already tied. It can get rather hot out there. "
"That sounds great!! Before I decide, anything else in the same price range?"
"Not quite sir, we have a package holiday to another predictably british holiday resort in blackpool but it's quite a lot more money"
"Oh well, I'll save up so I can go to blackpool next year! Right now I'll take the typical british holiday resort in mallorca, thanks for your help!! "
* leaves shop and walks to public phone box* ..
" Hi mum, I'm booking my holiday, can you lend me some more money?"
Mallorca
Walk into travel agents shop.
" Hi, I'd like to book an exotic holiday. What can you offer me?"
"Well sir, there's hawaii, thailand, barbados, fiji, seychelles for starters "
" Oh I'd love to go to any of those places! I've never been outside of the UK. How much for hawaii?"
" £900 per person sir"
" Oh, that much? How about the other places? "
" They're also around £600 to £1000 sir"
" Do you have anything a bit cheaper?"
" Well you could consider america at around £400 "
" No, I still can't afford that"
" Well sir, we have a special bargain at the moment, it's our popular and highly typical british tourist resort of mallorca. It's not very exotic but they do have british pubs and fish 'n chips just so you can feel right at home"
"Oh, how much is that?"
" £200 sir, that includes medical insurance, ( we've had a few complaints about food poisoning at most of the hotels out there ), factor 500 suntan lotion and a free white handkerchief for your head which comes with corner knots already tied. It can get rather hot out there. "
"That sounds great!! Before I decide, anything else in the same price range?"
"Not quite sir, we have a package holiday to another predictably british holiday resort in blackpool but it's quite a lot more money"
"Oh well, I'll save up so I can go to blackpool next year! Right now I'll take the typical british holiday resort in mallorca, thanks for your help!! "
* leaves shop and walks to public phone box* ..
" Hi mum, I'm booking my holiday, can you lend me some more money?"
Mallorca
