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celebacy and intelligence (or lack of thereof)

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:46 pm
by Guest
i've noticed an interesting correlation between whether or not i wank the night before an exam and my mark. my marks are a lot better if i dont wank the night before an exam. my thinking is more clear the next day and i remember things much better. i guess george castanza had a point eh :shrug:

tomorrow i have a calculus III exam and i hope i can withstand the urge to wank.

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:48 pm
by Survivor
Indeed, now where do we file this

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:49 pm
by Guest
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:50 pm
by Guest
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:51 pm
by Guest
thanks

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:53 pm
by Guest
Anyone that says they scrolled through all those pics of georgie without whipping it out half way down is a god damn liar.
You'll be seeing that bald head in your dreams ;)

Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:08 pm
by Guest
And not to be a buzz kill, but you can't wank all you want - celibacy is "Abstinence from sexual intercourse..."

Celibacy is a choice in life style. If you're a guy and the only reason keeping you from fucking is because you haven't met a chick dumb enough to let you get your dick wet...you're just a virgin who analyzes touching himself way too much.