tom cruise
Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 5:14 pm
Don't get me wrong, i like Tom Cruise. To me he'll always be Maverick from Top Gun, Cole from Days Of Thunder, Jerry maguire from.... you get the idea. But recently ? He's become as wildeyed cross between David icke, Mad Jo from the Apprentice and anyone else madder than a window. Just look at the evidence. in the past few weeks he's....
-Claimed he can personally cure heroin addicts
-Claimed his religion, Scientology, can miraculously cure dyslexia
-Had bodyguards "remove" a Swedish newspaper journalist who disagreed with him
-Apparently requested that, as according to his beliefs, his fiancee Katie Holmes give birth in silence
-....then allegedly placed 6ft signs in the delivery room to 'remind' her
-....then reortedly commisioned an adult sized dummy for Katie to clench between her teeth, to subdue her screams
-Told another magazine that, after the birth, "im gunna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritous."
like i said,: keeerazzzzy. So i suppose we should all be relieved he's called his new daughter something normal-ish like "suri"
Who knows ? maybe Xanthu the planet destroyer was taken. Or he's saving that for the next one.
either way- i think i know why he's no longer in control of his good ship brain. I was handed a scientology pamphlet in the street the other day (no, really) and get this: apparently, if you're a member, you can't wank
So no wonder he's been loosing it in public. Most men can't go 2 days without tugging themselves - and Tom's been a Sceintologist sine the mid 1980s. You work it out: poor, poor bastard. so Tom ? man to man. I'm pleading with you.
Have a shuffle - for all our sakes
what is scientology anyway ? do they like, worship a god or anything ?>
-Claimed he can personally cure heroin addicts
-Claimed his religion, Scientology, can miraculously cure dyslexia
-Had bodyguards "remove" a Swedish newspaper journalist who disagreed with him
-Apparently requested that, as according to his beliefs, his fiancee Katie Holmes give birth in silence
-....then allegedly placed 6ft signs in the delivery room to 'remind' her
-....then reortedly commisioned an adult sized dummy for Katie to clench between her teeth, to subdue her screams
-Told another magazine that, after the birth, "im gunna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritous."
like i said,: keeerazzzzy. So i suppose we should all be relieved he's called his new daughter something normal-ish like "suri"
Who knows ? maybe Xanthu the planet destroyer was taken. Or he's saving that for the next one.
either way- i think i know why he's no longer in control of his good ship brain. I was handed a scientology pamphlet in the street the other day (no, really) and get this: apparently, if you're a member, you can't wank
So no wonder he's been loosing it in public. Most men can't go 2 days without tugging themselves - and Tom's been a Sceintologist sine the mid 1980s. You work it out: poor, poor bastard. so Tom ? man to man. I'm pleading with you.
Have a shuffle - for all our sakes
what is scientology anyway ? do they like, worship a god or anything ?>
