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i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:12 pm
by Freakaloin
thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:22 pm
by Guest
Where's my fucking quarter?

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:14 pm
by seremtan
*insert picture of geoff as computer bum here*

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:05 pm
by Captain
You gave your dad a dollar?

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 4:06 pm
by Freakaloin
my dad died 8 years ago moron...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:30 pm
by Dek
he die because of his son's failure at life..

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:35 pm
by Freakaloin
how do u measure failure? however u do i will crush that comment afterwards...next...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:52 pm
by Tsakali_
preemptive ownage

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 7:58 pm
by Guest
Forgot to thank you. Image Thank you

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:54 pm
by MKJ
jesus pete

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:02 pm
by Guest
MKJ wrote:jesus pete
Don't call me Jesus please.

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:23 pm
by MKJ
dont call me Please >:E

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:25 pm
by Massive Quasars
MKJ wrote:jesus pete
That's how he rolls.

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:38 pm
by andyman
Freakaloin wrote:thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...
That just made my day

:olo:

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 10:09 pm
by PJS
pete wrote:Forgot to thank you. Image Thank you
:olo:

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:12 pm
by seremtan
pete wrote:Forgot to thank you. Image Thank you
'yell at a bum' not 'yell at a gyppo traveller', pete :icon31:

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:18 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Freakaloin wrote:
can i die now?...
yes

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 12:34 am
by bitWISE
a freak thread that i'm glad i read :olo:

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:14 am
by Scourge
Freakaloin wrote:thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...
And when your wife gets tired of your shit and throws you out, I'll be sure to hand you a dollar when I see you on the street so I can feel better about myself too.

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:26 am
by plained
where im from so called "bums" are very unique and special .

i doent mean like squeegee kids passing through on route to vancouver,

i mean like the longcoat/shoppy-cart guys.

i allways try and work it out to cash them .as they are so very rare.

ive found 100% to be ultra-sensitive to my needs which is so rare.

the last guy i seen was at a strip mall and i seen him approuching peeps and he was intuitive enough to ask me from a 20 ft distance.

shit normal people doen give me that kinda space. :shrug:

i leaved 20 buc on the parking coral thingie ehh

deep in the eyese that guy

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:28 am
by plained
scourge34 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...
And when your wife gets tired of your shit and throws you out, I'll be sure to hand you a dollar when I see you on the street so I can feel better about myself too.

you take some libertys on me as well as of late.

something i can help you with maybe man?

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 2:41 am
by Scourge
plained wrote:
scourge34 wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...
And when your wife gets tired of your shit and throws you out, I'll be sure to hand you a dollar when I see you on the street so I can feel better about myself too.

you take some libertys on me as well as of late.

something i can help you with maybe man?

What do you mean?

edit: If you're referring to the couple of times I misunderstood what you meant, then this is completely different.

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:02 am
by Massive Quasars
Freakaloin wrote:thats a first for me...

but he had a sign that said 'yell at a bum for 50 cents'...and a cop was giving him a ticket...so i owned the cop and made a bum happy...


can i die now?...
Your work here is done, rip.

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 6:00 am
by PJS
plained wrote:where im from so called "bums" are very unique and special .

i doent mean like squeegee kids passing through on route to vancouver,

i mean like the longcoat/shoppy-cart guys.

i allways try and work it out to cash them .as they are so very rare.

ive found 100% to be ultra-sensitive to my needs which is so rare.

the last guy i seen was at a strip mall and i seen him approuching peeps and he was intuitive enough to ask me from a 20 ft distance.

shit normal people doen give me that kinda space. :shrug:

i leaved 20 buc on the parking coral thingie ehh

deep in the eyese that guy
And then you see him come out a jiffy with a bottle of vodka.

Re: i gave a bum a dollar the other day...

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:50 am
by busetibi
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
Freakaloin wrote:
can i die now?...
yes
we should be so lucky