PS. Cocks
Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:15 am
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cock
[19:05] Gibaholic: vagina
[19:05] Gibaholic: prey?
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: clay
[19:05] Gibaholic: no
[19:05] Gibaholic: prey
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt download it
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O!
[19:05] Gibaholic: why?
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk penis
[19:05] Gibaholic: check it out
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: is it a penis?
[19:05] Gibaholic: no
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:05] Gibaholic: the game
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: P-E-N-I-S
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you missed our date yesterday
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]:
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im leaving you
[19:06] Gibaholic: sorry
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that was the final straw
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im going to strip club
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bye
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *A*
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A strip club
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PHALLIC MOUNTAIN LOL!!!
[19:06] Gibaholic: k, cya
[19:06] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A MOUNTAIN OF COCK-SHAPED STUFF
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LIKE
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: EG
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKS
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISES
[19:07] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GERMAN SNAUSAGES
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKCAKES
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISLOAF
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: SPOTTED DICK
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: VOMIT-ON-A-DICK
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PUSSYJUICE-ON-A-DICK
[19:08] Gibaholic: SOUNDS SEGGZY
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: YAH
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: RLY DIRTIE
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:08] Gibaholic: k wel
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NEKKID GURL BEING RAPED BY HAIRY BEEST!!!
[19:08] Gibaholic: dunlode prey
[19:08] Gibaholic: den
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:08] Gibaholic: set it up to look relly crap
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ITS UP HER ASS
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND ALL OVER HER
[19:09] Gibaholic: den play meh
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HER BODY IS COVERED
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: why look crap?
[19:09] Gibaholic: better fps
[19:09] Gibaholic: easier to see
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bah
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i run Doom 3 on high detail
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: shadows, vsync
[19:09] Gibaholic: I disabled all the particle effects too
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the works
[19:09] Gibaholic: like muzzleflash etc
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i stay at 60fps
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:09] Gibaholic: I couldn't afford to do that anyways
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]:
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well
[19:09] Gibaholic: 6200 256 mb agp
[19:09] Gibaholic: 2.0 ghz proc
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ew i mean oh
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: sry to hear that gibby
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I CAN SPELL U LOL
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FIRST WORD
[19:10] Gibaholic: On the subject of Prey though
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: U
[19:10] Gibaholic: this game is really trippy
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I
[19:10] Gibaholic: you gotta check it out
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok i will
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i pay for 3Mb DSL
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and am barely getting 2
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: speedtests show my connection is at most 1.5
[19:11] Gibaholic: wtf, hey is it true that you can change your ip by resetting the modem?
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my download speeds are maxed at 250kb/s instead of the normal 306
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: for dsl, yes
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my pings in games are 25-50% higher
[19:12] Gibaholic: ouch]
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt call them!
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DAMNIT
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FUCK
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i forgot
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its all crinklys fault!
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo you know what we should do?
[19:12] Gibaholic: rape him?
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we should go to every person in...oh
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt mean crinkly
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im talking about something else
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you poivert
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heres the deal
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we go to every person in our friends-of-friends list
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and we type "penis"
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nothing more, nothing less
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: see what the reactions are like
[19:13] Gibaholic: lol
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and copy and past the convos here
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok?
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: one at a time
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you go first
[19:14] Gibaholic: k
[19:14] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
ZuljinRaynor: :/
[19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:14] Gibaholic: this feels like a prank phone call
[19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no answer from this faggot, i gotta do another one
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omfg
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: none of these fags answer me
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CUNTS
[19:15] Gibaholic: lol
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BURN IN HELL
[19:15] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
=FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: ?_?
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn im two down
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NO ANSWER
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIRD TIME IN A ROW IM GONNA FLIP
[19:16] Gibaholic: =FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: Who r you?
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u
[19:16] Gibaholic: lol
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] bigred9: fuck you gayboy'
[19:16] Gibaholic: ELITE SNIPERSHADOW14
[19:17] Gibaholic: or
[19:17] Gibaholic: eleet snipershadow1995
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now im flaming this fag
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: oh its the clan hopper
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Who the fuck are you?
[19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: u fucking little prick
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Watch your mouth prettyboy, don't want it smashed
[19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: go suck a dick u fucking cocksucker
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I don't indulge in your homosexual orgies and fantasies, you filthy faggot
[19:18] Gibaholic: lol
[19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pwnt
[19:18] Gibaholic: someone messaged me yesterday on aim claiming how a friend of his stole his porn
[19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:19] Gibaholic: he then suggested that if anyone did that to me
[19:19] Gibaholic: to kick their ass
[19:19] Gibaholic: so I remarked with "I'll be sure to evoke that when someone steals my porn"
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL LOOK
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Are you Jewish?
[19:19] Mя.Jєω: yes
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why?
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:19] Gibaholic: lol
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:19] AOD_SSgt_Anima: And you are?
[19:19] <aodanima stopped playing Jedi Academy Multiplayer>
[19:20] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? who are you
Gibaholic: phallus?
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: whos that
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: are you from CSS
Gibaholic: u no it
Gibaholic: its me, snipershadow95
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 19:19] Mя.Jєω: because my mom is jewish
[19:19] Mя.Jєω: fucking tard
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why is she Jewish?
[19:20] Mя.Jєω: dont type to me i dont know and i dont want to know u
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Well
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: if that's the way you're gonna act
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Hitler should've finished her off
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:20] This user has been blocked.
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAHAHAHA
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRECIOUS
[19:21] Gibaholic: ouchies
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AMAZING HOW ONE WORD CAN DESTROY EVERYONE
[19:21] Gibaholic: little children need to stay off of mommy's aol
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THIS
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THAT
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:21] Gibaholic: penis is kinda like... an atomic bomb?
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yup
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: collateral damage
[19:21] Gibaholic: where it explodes upon contact
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and years of deformities
[19:21] Gibaholic: and makes everyone mad in the face..?>
[19:22] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? never herd of you
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: have you played on dio serves
Gibaholic: I play on your mom's server
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CONVO!!!
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NOW
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ME AND U IN A CONVO
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND WE ADD RANDOM FUCKERS
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND CRUSH THEM
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: JELLUS???
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cant add fofs
[19:23] Gibaholic:
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hmm
[19:23] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: we play on the guide the phallic spaceship through the canyon
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:23] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: did we ban you
[19:24] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: cause we should
Gibaholic: DO IT U PUZZY, U SUK AT CS FUK U
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!
[19:24] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: fukkin go suk a dik or fuk off or fuk a nomefukker u fukin cockkk suker
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMFG
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: STOP!!!
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOOOOOOLLLLLLL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Donna Pinciotti
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo wanna see a hot pic?
[19:25] Gibaholic: yez
[19:25] Gibaholic: have you ever watched a movie titled big wet asses 7?
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nope
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: http://home.earthlink.net/~tagutcow/mis ... nistia.jpg
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: O
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: M
[19:25] Gibaholic: I think it should be nominated
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: F
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: G
[19:26] Gibaholic: I was hoping for nudity
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ELISHA AND MILA
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no u
[19:26] Gibaholic: I used to have an account to bangbros I got off of myg0t.com
[19:26] Gibaholic: but it doesn't work anymore
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: aww
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u find good nudie pix
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: challenge starts...NOW
[19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg.
[19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: page cannot be found
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whoah
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thats some crazy shit right there
[19:27] Gibaholic: did I win?
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: first place
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: IN A CUNT LOL
[19:28] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:28] Gibaholic: do you go to filecloud.com?
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg another one
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:28] A Close Friend: who this
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i just farted
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I FEEL IT COMING
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OH YEAH
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FASTER
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND IT JUST SLIPPED ON THROUGH
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BEAUTIFUL
[19:30] Gibaholic: yummy
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna taste?
[19:30] Gibaholic: no, iz okey
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *splurt* i inzizt
[19:30] Gibaholic: hm, do you know a good source for pornographic films?
[19:31] Gibaholic: I like the music in them and I rip them from the movie
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG LOL
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS IS AWESOME
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS FAG THINKS IM FRENCH
[19:32] Gibaholic: lol
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND NOW HES SAYING SHIT IN FRENCH
[19:32] Gibaholic: use google translate
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no no hes saying "shit" in french
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i remember some french
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but some stuff im making up
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:30] bronek: o
[19:31] bronek: pieknie
[19:31] bronek: skąd znasz takie fajne słowa?
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pardonnez moi?
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas parle francais
[19:31] bronek: where are u from?
[19:31] bronek: french
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: j'ai a habitee dans l'uebec
[19:31] bronek: i super
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quid?
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: read
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i demand
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG READ
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:31] bronek: tak trzymac
[19:32] bronek: la merde
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas comprende
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: le merde?
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pourquoi tu as allez le merde?
[19:32] bronek: le merdele merdele merdele merde
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] bronek: thats a;; i can say in frech
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ?
[19:32] bronek: *all
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: allez-vous, mes amis
[19:33] bronek: sory dude
[19:33] bronek: roland garos
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: tu as jouer civilization quatre?
[19:34] bronek: ja
[19:34] bronek: ide sie wykapac kapucynie
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:34] bronek: zryj gowno kochanku swini
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quelle level tu as appronde?
[19:34] bronek: ta
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ta?
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dix?
[19:34] bronek: ta
[19:35] <This user is now offline>
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:36] Gibaholic: heh
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw beef
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ...which is why our current economy should ban all uses of SUVs until changes are made to decrease their social and environmental impacts on a negative scale.
[19:36] Gibaholic: yes
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you concur?
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DO YOU FUCKING CONCUR?
[19:37] Gibaholic: YES
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OK GOOD FUCKER
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: also btw
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you have Battlefront II?
[19:37] Gibaholic: would you like to end a petition to end woman sufferage?
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I REMEMBER THAT
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i saw it
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hilarious
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dumb broads
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i think only 2 of them figured it out
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: classic
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw were a few of them tap-worthy?
[19:38] Gibaholic: I didn't watch it, a friend asked me that
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh
[19:38] Gibaholic: and I said what's sufferage
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: voting right
[19:38] Gibaholic: I know that now
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u dum brood
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :lol: dickaholic :lol:
[19:39] Gibaholic: FUK U
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 1v1?
[19:39] Gibaholic: k
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: crushed...
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: jellus?
[19:39] Gibaholic: looks lik i upset some1
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dont be bitter :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so obsessed hes bitter :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the fags left
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DruMB
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Synergay
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Kracass
[19:40] Gibaholic: lol
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: even whatshispants
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Flaw
[19:40] Gibaholic: ?
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Law lol
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: flaw
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: law
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: get it
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GET IT
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GOOD
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: drumbs alts were funny too
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: budgiesmuggler
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:41] Gibaholic: lool
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRIMALTHEORY
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that fag was hilarious
[19:41] Gibaholic: hah
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in his gayness
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the fact that he admitted to pissing on his foot for his athletes foot
[19:42] Gibaholic: ha
[19:42] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:43] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh yeah and that fag shaft
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lolz
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wtf
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nvm
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i thought i lost sound
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw s3x
[19:44] Gibaholic: L0L
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOI
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: fuck
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i have diarrhea
[19:50] Gibaholic: !!
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: stomach ache :/
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive had chronic stomach aches for god knows how long
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ever since i was 9
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no wait
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no lol
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: grade 10
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: umm
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 15
[19:50] Gibaholic: ouch
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :/
[19:51] Gibaholic: Did it ever happen during exams?
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but in classes yes
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i remember i got to school
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: had second period first due to a spare 5th and every 2 weeks is a schedule b day
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean wek
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: week
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: where period 5 is first
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and first is last
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so 5th was spare
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so every two weeks i could sleep in a bit more
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i got to school
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: period 2 was phys ed
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the running wasnt helping
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was looking for sharp objects to end my suffering with
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so phys ed comes and goes
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: next is english
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so im in there, writhing and sliding in pain
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: halfway through the class i thought i could just get up to the front of the class, get on the teachers desk, drop down my pants and let er rip
[19:53] Gibaholic: loool
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i took the pain all the way through class
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was a cold november day
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i had 4th lunch
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i began walking home
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: then the nausea came
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was walking through the school parking lot
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i hadnt gotten anywhere yet
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: suddenly i felt dizzy, started losing my balance, felt nauseous, diarrhea was getting stronger, more pain in stomach, and i almost fell down on the pavement face-first
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i lunged myself at a tree and held on
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: decided to keep walking
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: got home
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: threw myself over the toilet
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and let the angels sing
[19:55] Gibaholic: ooouch
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now THATS pain
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its also happened during hockey practices
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *sigh*
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: however i have a track record of never shitting my pants
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: diapers dont count
[19:56] Gibaholic: lol
[19:56] Gibaholic: good job
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive shit plenty of those
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i shit so hard in my diaper
[19:56] Gibaholic: one time during P.E. though
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the elastic ripped
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the shit came out LOL
[19:56] Gibaholic: I almost shit myself walking to the gym
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: looool
[19:56] Gibaholic: it was hard to hold it since my legs kept moving
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh god
[19:57] Gibaholic: I thought I was socially doomed for the rest of my life if it occured
[19:57] Gibaholic: close call though
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive never used the toilets in my high school
[19:58] Gibaholic: haha, good job
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and ill do the same for university
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yeah its absolutely disgusting in there
[19:58] Gibaholic: one bathroom has the door to the shitter torn off
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:58] Gibaholic: there's gang logos all over
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:58] Gibaholic: and piss all over the floor
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my friend and i bear witness to the largest human shit ever recorded
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was stuck in one of the bathrooms in my high school
[19:58] Gibaholic: LOL FUVK
[19:58] Gibaholic: OOOOH GOD
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it became a huge attraction
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was lying there in shitwater
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: absolutely huge
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was hanging way above the toilet water
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thick and long
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was as if the piece of shit ate the poor kid
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: there were people lined up outside wanting to see it
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: a few of my friends took pictures of it with their cellphones
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in less than 10 minutes, that turd became known all over the school
[20:00] Gibaholic: speaking of shit, one occurence I took a shit in a box, me and 2 buddies went to another friend's pad, he wasn't home so we broke in and hid the box of shit in his room
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: everywhere youd hear
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: loooooool
[20:02] Gibaholic: it stank
[20:02] Gibaholic: ..alot
[20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what was his reaction?
[20:03] Gibaholic: he just laughed
[20:03] Gibaholic: I told him
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:03] Gibaholic: and he just snickered
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wow
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what a sicko
[20:03] Gibaholic: he's a burnout
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: he probably had worse things in there
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the shit was probably the cleanest thing in his room LOL
[20:03] Gibaholic: no, he just didn't give a shit (LOL PUNNED!)
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: roflmao
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: on the topic of shits
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whats your record for clogging a toilet in one week?
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i believe i hold 3
[20:04] Gibaholic: hm
[20:04] Gibaholic: I remember one time when I was little
[20:04] Gibaholic: I used the entire roll of toilet paper
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: with shit lol
[20:04] Gibaholic: to whipe my ass
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:04] Gibaholic: I kept unrolling and unrolling it
[20:04] Gibaholic: because I kept seeing poo stains on it
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ROFL
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAHAHAHAHA
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: maybe you werent done?
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O
[20:05] Gibaholic: lol
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well, i think that week was a heavy one
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 3 logs - 3 clogs lol
[20:06] Gibaholic: high score
[20:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heh
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: have you ever dropped a dumpling?
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like a sample of your shit?
[20:07] Gibaholic: LOL?
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like you have to go REALLY bad and youve been holding it in a long time?
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and by the time you get to a bathroom and pull down your pants, theres a little sample in your underwear?
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:08] Gibaholic: EW NO
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!!
[20:08] Gibaholic: my friend told me of a time when in sixth grade
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[20:08] Gibaholic: he was waiting to go to the bathroom
[20:08] Gibaholic: and so was someone else
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL GREAT STORY
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GREAT
[20:08] Gibaholic: he smelled something and asked the other person
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[20:08] Gibaholic: if he farted
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: haha
[20:08] Gibaholic: he remarked with "YES, THAT'S ALL I DID WAS FART"
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:09] Gibaholic: and a turd rolled out
[20:09] Gibaholic: from his shorts
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[20:09] Gibaholic: THERE'S THE CLIMAX!!!
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHA
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!!
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: how did it just roll out?
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THATS DISGUSTING!
[20:10] Gibaholic: LOL I KNOW
[20:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:11] Gibaholic: why the fuck are we engaging in a conversation regarding shit?
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ask Jeeves
[20:11] Gibaholic: this whole convo needs to be in the void
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOO
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ill do it
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna?
[20:11] Gibaholic: lol alright
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:05] Gibaholic: vagina
[19:05] Gibaholic: prey?
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: clay
[19:05] Gibaholic: no
[19:05] Gibaholic: prey
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt download it
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O!
[19:05] Gibaholic: why?
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk penis
[19:05] Gibaholic: check it out
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: is it a penis?
[19:05] Gibaholic: no
[19:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:05] Gibaholic: the game
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: P-E-N-I-S
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you missed our date yesterday
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]:
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im leaving you
[19:06] Gibaholic: sorry
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that was the final straw
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im going to strip club
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bye
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *A*
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A strip club
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PHALLIC MOUNTAIN LOL!!!
[19:06] Gibaholic: k, cya
[19:06] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: A MOUNTAIN OF COCK-SHAPED STUFF
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LIKE
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: EG
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKS
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISES
[19:07] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GERMAN SNAUSAGES
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: COCKCAKES
[19:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENISLOAF
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: SPOTTED DICK
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: VOMIT-ON-A-DICK
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PUSSYJUICE-ON-A-DICK
[19:08] Gibaholic: SOUNDS SEGGZY
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: YAH
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: RLY DIRTIE
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:08] Gibaholic: k wel
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NEKKID GURL BEING RAPED BY HAIRY BEEST!!!
[19:08] Gibaholic: dunlode prey
[19:08] Gibaholic: den
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:08] Gibaholic: set it up to look relly crap
[19:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ITS UP HER ASS
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND ALL OVER HER
[19:09] Gibaholic: den play meh
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HER BODY IS COVERED
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: why look crap?
[19:09] Gibaholic: better fps
[19:09] Gibaholic: easier to see
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: bah
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i run Doom 3 on high detail
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: shadows, vsync
[19:09] Gibaholic: I disabled all the particle effects too
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the works
[19:09] Gibaholic: like muzzleflash etc
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i stay at 60fps
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:09] Gibaholic: I couldn't afford to do that anyways
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]:
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well
[19:09] Gibaholic: 6200 256 mb agp
[19:09] Gibaholic: 2.0 ghz proc
[19:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ew i mean oh
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: sry to hear that gibby
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I CAN SPELL U LOL
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: UMM
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FIRST WORD
[19:10] Gibaholic: On the subject of Prey though
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: U
[19:10] Gibaholic: this game is really trippy
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I
[19:10] Gibaholic: you gotta check it out
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok i will
[19:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dude
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i pay for 3Mb DSL
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and am barely getting 2
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: speedtests show my connection is at most 1.5
[19:11] Gibaholic: wtf, hey is it true that you can change your ip by resetting the modem?
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my download speeds are maxed at 250kb/s instead of the normal 306
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: for dsl, yes
[19:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my pings in games are 25-50% higher
[19:12] Gibaholic: ouch]
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt call them!
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DAMNIT
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FUCK
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMFG
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i forgot
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its all crinklys fault!
[19:12] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo you know what we should do?
[19:12] Gibaholic: rape him?
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we should go to every person in...oh
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i didnt mean crinkly
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: im talking about something else
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you poivert
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heres the deal
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: we go to every person in our friends-of-friends list
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and we type "penis"
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nothing more, nothing less
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: see what the reactions are like
[19:13] Gibaholic: lol
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and copy and past the convos here
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ok?
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: one at a time
[19:13] TAW_Mazda [SW]: you go first
[19:14] Gibaholic: k
[19:14] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
ZuljinRaynor: :/
[19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:14] Gibaholic: this feels like a prank phone call
[19:14] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no answer from this faggot, i gotta do another one
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omfg
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: none of these fags answer me
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CUNTS
[19:15] Gibaholic: lol
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BURN IN HELL
[19:15] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
=FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: ?_?
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:15] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn im two down
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NO ANSWER
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIRD TIME IN A ROW IM GONNA FLIP
[19:16] Gibaholic: =FEAR=♠§GT.H4MM£R♠: Who r you?
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u
[19:16] Gibaholic: lol
[19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] bigred9: fuck you gayboy'
[19:16] Gibaholic: ELITE SNIPERSHADOW14
[19:17] Gibaholic: or
[19:17] Gibaholic: eleet snipershadow1995
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now im flaming this fag
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:16] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: who the fuck r u
[19:16] =ELITE=^Shadow^: oh its the clan hopper
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Who the fuck are you?
[19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: u fucking little prick
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Watch your mouth prettyboy, don't want it smashed
[19:17] =ELITE=^Shadow^: go suck a dick u fucking cocksucker
[19:17] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I don't indulge in your homosexual orgies and fantasies, you filthy faggot
[19:18] Gibaholic: lol
[19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pwnt
[19:18] Gibaholic: someone messaged me yesterday on aim claiming how a friend of his stole his porn
[19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:19] Gibaholic: he then suggested that if anyone did that to me
[19:19] Gibaholic: to kick their ass
[19:19] Gibaholic: so I remarked with "I'll be sure to evoke that when someone steals my porn"
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL LOOK
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Are you Jewish?
[19:19] Mя.Jєω: yes
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why?
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:19] Gibaholic: lol
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:18] TAW_Mazda [SW]: penis
[19:19] AOD_SSgt_Anima: And you are?
[19:19] <aodanima stopped playing Jedi Academy Multiplayer>
[19:20] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: penis
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? who are you
Gibaholic: phallus?
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: whos that
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: are you from CSS
Gibaholic: u no it
Gibaholic: its me, snipershadow95
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 19:19] Mя.Jєω: because my mom is jewish
[19:19] Mя.Jєω: fucking tard
[19:19] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Why is she Jewish?
[19:20] Mя.Jєω: dont type to me i dont know and i dont want to know u
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Well
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: if that's the way you're gonna act
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Hitler should've finished her off
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:20] This user has been blocked.
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAHAHAHA
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:20] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRECIOUS
[19:21] Gibaholic: ouchies
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AMAZING HOW ONE WORD CAN DESTROY EVERYONE
[19:21] Gibaholic: little children need to stay off of mommy's aol
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THIS
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PENIS THAT
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:21] Gibaholic: penis is kinda like... an atomic bomb?
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yup
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: collateral damage
[19:21] Gibaholic: where it explodes upon contact
[19:21] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and years of deformities
[19:21] Gibaholic: and makes everyone mad in the face..?>
[19:22] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: ?? never herd of you
[DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: have you played on dio serves
Gibaholic: I play on your mom's server
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: CONVO!!!
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: NOW
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ME AND U IN A CONVO
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND WE ADD RANDOM FUCKERS
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND CRUSH THEM
[19:22] TAW_Mazda [SW]: JELLUS???
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: damn
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cant add fofs
[19:23] Gibaholic:
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hmm
[19:23] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: we play on the guide the phallic spaceship through the canyon
[19:23] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:23] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: did we ban you
[19:24] Gibaholic: [DiO™]INyourEYEfoo: cause we should
Gibaholic: DO IT U PUZZY, U SUK AT CS FUK U
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!
[19:24] Gibaholic: Gibaholic: fukkin go suk a dik or fuk off or fuk a nomefukker u fukin cockkk suker
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMFG
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: STOP!!!
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOOOOOOLLLLLLL
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:24] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Donna Pinciotti
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yo wanna see a hot pic?
[19:25] Gibaholic: yez
[19:25] Gibaholic: have you ever watched a movie titled big wet asses 7?
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nope
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: http://home.earthlink.net/~tagutcow/mis ... nistia.jpg
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: O
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: M
[19:25] Gibaholic: I think it should be nominated
[19:25] TAW_Mazda [SW]: F
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: G
[19:26] Gibaholic: I was hoping for nudity
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ELISHA AND MILA
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no u
[19:26] Gibaholic: I used to have an account to bangbros I got off of myg0t.com
[19:26] Gibaholic: but it doesn't work anymore
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: aww
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u find good nudie pix
[19:26] TAW_Mazda [SW]: challenge starts...NOW
[19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg.
[19:27] Gibaholic: http://www.blazinbeauties.com/images2/j ... eson_3.jpg
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: page cannot be found
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whoah
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thats some crazy shit right there
[19:27] Gibaholic: did I win?
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: first place
[19:27] TAW_Mazda [SW]: IN A CUNT LOL
[19:28] Gibaholic: LOL
[19:28] Gibaholic: do you go to filecloud.com?
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg another one
[19:28] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:28] A Close Friend: who this
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i just farted
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I FEEL IT COMING
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OH YEAH
[19:29] TAW_Mazda [SW]: FASTER
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND IT JUST SLIPPED ON THROUGH
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: BEAUTIFUL
[19:30] Gibaholic: yummy
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna taste?
[19:30] Gibaholic: no, iz okey
[19:30] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *splurt* i inzizt
[19:30] Gibaholic: hm, do you know a good source for pornographic films?
[19:31] Gibaholic: I like the music in them and I rip them from the movie
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG LOL
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS IS AWESOME
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THIS FAG THINKS IM FRENCH
[19:32] Gibaholic: lol
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AND NOW HES SAYING SHIT IN FRENCH
[19:32] Gibaholic: use google translate
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no no hes saying "shit" in french
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i remember some french
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but some stuff im making up
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:30] bronek: o
[19:31] bronek: pieknie
[19:31] bronek: skąd znasz takie fajne słowa?
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pardonnez moi?
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas parle francais
[19:31] bronek: where are u from?
[19:31] bronek: french
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: j'ai a habitee dans l'uebec
[19:31] bronek: i super
[19:31] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quid?
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: read
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i demand
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG READ
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:31] bronek: tak trzymac
[19:32] bronek: la merde
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: je n'ai pas comprende
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: le merde?
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: pourquoi tu as allez le merde?
[19:32] bronek: le merdele merdele merdele merde
[19:32] bronek: le merde
[19:32] bronek: thats a;; i can say in frech
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:32] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ?
[19:32] bronek: *all
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: allez-vous, mes amis
[19:33] bronek: sory dude
[19:33] bronek: roland garos
[19:33] TAW_Mazda [SW]: tu as jouer civilization quatre?
[19:34] bronek: ja
[19:34] bronek: ide sie wykapac kapucynie
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: [19:34] bronek: zryj gowno kochanku swini
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: quelle level tu as appronde?
[19:34] bronek: ta
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ta?
[19:34] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dix?
[19:34] bronek: ta
[19:35] <This user is now offline>
[19:35] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:36] Gibaholic: heh
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw beef
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks
[19:36] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ...which is why our current economy should ban all uses of SUVs until changes are made to decrease their social and environmental impacts on a negative scale.
[19:36] Gibaholic: yes
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you concur?
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DO YOU FUCKING CONCUR?
[19:37] Gibaholic: YES
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OK GOOD FUCKER
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: cocks
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: also btw
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: do you have Battlefront II?
[19:37] Gibaholic: would you like to end a petition to end woman sufferage?
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: I REMEMBER THAT
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i saw it
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: hilarious
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dumb broads
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i think only 2 of them figured it out
[19:37] TAW_Mazda [SW]: classic
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw were a few of them tap-worthy?
[19:38] Gibaholic: I didn't watch it, a friend asked me that
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh
[19:38] Gibaholic: and I said what's sufferage
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: voting right
[19:38] Gibaholic: I know that now
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: u dum brood
[19:38] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :lol: dickaholic :lol:
[19:39] Gibaholic: FUK U
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg no u :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 1v1?
[19:39] Gibaholic: k
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: crushed...
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: jellus?
[19:39] Gibaholic: looks lik i upset some1
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: dont be bitter :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so obsessed hes bitter :lol:
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ffs
[19:39] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the fags left
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: DruMB
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Synergay
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Kracass
[19:40] Gibaholic: lol
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: even whatshispants
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Flaw
[19:40] Gibaholic: ?
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: Law lol
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: flaw
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: law
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: get it
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GET IT
[19:40] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GOOD
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: drumbs alts were funny too
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: budgiesmuggler
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:41] Gibaholic: lool
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: omg
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: PRIMALTHEORY
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: that fag was hilarious
[19:41] Gibaholic: hah
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in his gayness
[19:41] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the fact that he admitted to pissing on his foot for his athletes foot
[19:42] Gibaholic: ha
[19:42] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl
[19:43] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh yeah and that fag shaft
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lolz
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wtf
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: nvm
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i thought i lost sound
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw s3x
[19:44] Gibaholic: L0L
[19:44] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOI
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: fuck
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i have diarrhea
[19:50] Gibaholic: !!
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: stomach ache :/
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive had chronic stomach aches for god knows how long
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ever since i was 9
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no wait
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no lol
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: grade 10
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: umm
[19:50] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 15
[19:50] Gibaholic: ouch
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :/
[19:51] Gibaholic: Did it ever happen during exams?
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: no
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: but in classes yes
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i remember i got to school
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: had second period first due to a spare 5th and every 2 weeks is a schedule b day
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i mean wek
[19:51] TAW_Mazda [SW]: week
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: where period 5 is first
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and first is last
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so 5th was spare
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so every two weeks i could sleep in a bit more
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i got to school
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: period 2 was phys ed
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: all the running wasnt helping
[19:52] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was looking for sharp objects to end my suffering with
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so phys ed comes and goes
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: next is english
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so im in there, writhing and sliding in pain
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: halfway through the class i thought i could just get up to the front of the class, get on the teachers desk, drop down my pants and let er rip
[19:53] Gibaholic: loool
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:53] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i took the pain all the way through class
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was a cold november day
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i had 4th lunch
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i began walking home
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: then the nausea came
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i was walking through the school parking lot
[19:54] TAW_Mazda [SW]: so i hadnt gotten anywhere yet
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: suddenly i felt dizzy, started losing my balance, felt nauseous, diarrhea was getting stronger, more pain in stomach, and i almost fell down on the pavement face-first
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i lunged myself at a tree and held on
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: decided to keep walking
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: got home
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: threw myself over the toilet
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and let the angels sing
[19:55] Gibaholic: ooouch
[19:55] TAW_Mazda [SW]: now THATS pain
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: its also happened during hockey practices
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: *sigh*
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: however i have a track record of never shitting my pants
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: diapers dont count
[19:56] Gibaholic: lol
[19:56] Gibaholic: good job
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive shit plenty of those
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: once i shit so hard in my diaper
[19:56] Gibaholic: one time during P.E. though
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the elastic ripped
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and the shit came out LOL
[19:56] Gibaholic: I almost shit myself walking to the gym
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: looool
[19:56] Gibaholic: it was hard to hold it since my legs kept moving
[19:56] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: oh god
[19:57] Gibaholic: I thought I was socially doomed for the rest of my life if it occured
[19:57] Gibaholic: close call though
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:57] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ive never used the toilets in my high school
[19:58] Gibaholic: haha, good job
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and ill do the same for university
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: yeah its absolutely disgusting in there
[19:58] Gibaholic: one bathroom has the door to the shitter torn off
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:58] Gibaholic: there's gang logos all over
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[19:58] Gibaholic: and piss all over the floor
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: my friend and i bear witness to the largest human shit ever recorded
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was stuck in one of the bathrooms in my high school
[19:58] Gibaholic: LOL FUVK
[19:58] Gibaholic: OOOOH GOD
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it became a huge attraction
[19:58] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was lying there in shitwater
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: absolutely huge
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was hanging way above the toilet water
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: thick and long
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: it was as if the piece of shit ate the poor kid
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: there were people lined up outside wanting to see it
[19:59] TAW_Mazda [SW]: a few of my friends took pictures of it with their cellphones
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: in less than 10 minutes, that turd became known all over the school
[20:00] Gibaholic: speaking of shit, one occurence I took a shit in a box, me and 2 buddies went to another friend's pad, he wasn't home so we broke in and hid the box of shit in his room
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: everywhere youd hear
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:00] TAW_Mazda [SW]: loooooool
[20:02] Gibaholic: it stank
[20:02] Gibaholic: ..alot
[20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[20:02] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what was his reaction?
[20:03] Gibaholic: he just laughed
[20:03] Gibaholic: I told him
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:03] Gibaholic: and he just snickered
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wow
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: what a sicko
[20:03] Gibaholic: he's a burnout
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: he probably had worse things in there
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: the shit was probably the cleanest thing in his room LOL
[20:03] Gibaholic: no, he just didn't give a shit (LOL PUNNED!)
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: roflmao
[20:03] TAW_Mazda [SW]: btw cocks
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: on the topic of shits
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: whats your record for clogging a toilet in one week?
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: i believe i hold 3
[20:04] Gibaholic: hm
[20:04] Gibaholic: I remember one time when I was little
[20:04] Gibaholic: I used the entire roll of toilet paper
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: with shit lol
[20:04] Gibaholic: to whipe my ass
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:04] Gibaholic: I kept unrolling and unrolling it
[20:04] Gibaholic: because I kept seeing poo stains on it
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ROFL
[20:04] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAHAHAHAHA
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: maybe you werent done?
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: :O
[20:05] Gibaholic: lol
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: well, i think that week was a heavy one
[20:05] TAW_Mazda [SW]: 3 logs - 3 clogs lol
[20:06] Gibaholic: high score
[20:06] TAW_Mazda [SW]: heh
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: have you ever dropped a dumpling?
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like a sample of your shit?
[20:07] Gibaholic: LOL?
[20:07] TAW_Mazda [SW]: like you have to go REALLY bad and youve been holding it in a long time?
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: and by the time you get to a bathroom and pull down your pants, theres a little sample in your underwear?
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:08] Gibaholic: EW NO
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!!
[20:08] Gibaholic: my friend told me of a time when in sixth grade
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: olo
[20:08] Gibaholic: he was waiting to go to the bathroom
[20:08] Gibaholic: and so was someone else
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL GREAT STORY
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OMG
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: GREAT
[20:08] Gibaholic: he smelled something and asked the other person
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: lol
[20:08] Gibaholic: if he farted
[20:08] TAW_Mazda [SW]: haha
[20:08] Gibaholic: he remarked with "YES, THAT'S ALL I DID WAS FART"
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:09] Gibaholic: and a turd rolled out
[20:09] Gibaholic: from his shorts
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[20:09] Gibaholic: THERE'S THE CLIMAX!!!
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHAHAHA
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL!!!!!!
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: how did it just roll out?
[20:09] TAW_Mazda [SW]: THATS DISGUSTING!
[20:10] Gibaholic: LOL I KNOW
[20:10] TAW_Mazda [SW]: LOL
[20:11] Gibaholic: why the fuck are we engaging in a conversation regarding shit?
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: idk
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ask Jeeves
[20:11] Gibaholic: this whole convo needs to be in the void
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: OOO
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: ill do it
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: wanna?
[20:11] Gibaholic: lol alright
[20:11] TAW_Mazda [SW]: rofl