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Strangler...who is a master a strangling his cock end before posting links to greasy prison porn:



Or Duke....no explanation needed:



Tough call, really.

They both have fucked up, wonky eyes and a mouth that no self-respecting woman would allow anywhere near her clit.

I have no clue on how to add a voting thing...so if some nerd mod can do it, I'll convince Kracus to give you a nice lead pipe massage to the back of the head.

i knew the 2 pics in this thread before i even opened it

do i have some special ability to read the future or somming ?

This guy is.

Yeah...but I don't have googly eyes and my mouth has been on several women's clits....hell...I'm even getting ready for another one in that pict. So this automatically disqualifies me.

losCHUNK wrote:i knew the 2 pics in this thread before i even opened it

same here, but out of morbid fascination i clicked on it anyway

strangler deserves to come last, if only because muffdiving's lower on his priority list than getting bukkake'd by nazis.

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Yeah...but I don't have googly eyes and my mouth has been on several women's clits....hell...I'm even getting ready for another one in that pict. So this automatically disqualifies me.

youre a fat disgustingly hideous ugly virgin mate even strangler and dukenerdem have more chance at getting pussy than you ever will you repulsive freak of nature :lol:

Well both of them are 2 fucking geeks that being bullied at in real life so they have to act all bad ass on the internet where they think they can be someone... they are wasting their youth on the internet, but then again...who wouldent if you looked like one of those fucking geeks.

:lol:

And the only time they ever seen a pussy upclose was the day their trailer park mothers gave birth to them.

I'd do both of them with my massive piece of lumber, with a nail in it.

true story. i'm showing my girl some things on the computer ( i mainly use it as a PVR pc to record HBO, etc ) and while she was in the restroom i decided to check some threads here. well, she happened to finish up and walked back in the room as soon as i opend this thread - with strangler and dukes ugly faces on-screen. the first thing she said was, "aww, poor guys." (thinking they were mentally challenged, no doubt) to which i replied with, "yeah, to go through life looking like them....aren't you glad you're with this?" we then had sex for 2 hours and when i finally cam..i shot all over the computer screen. i went to go get a towel to clean up but when i returned my juices were all gone? all that was there was the pictures of duke/strangler.. :icon19:

:lol: the haircuts in this thread are as classic '80's as highwaters and pocket protectors.

this is a hard choice:

strangler looks like he recently tasted some boys chocolade while duke is close to his brother when it comes to mental abilities

seza wrote:stupid shit

FFS, stop posting if that's all you bring to the table.

no, u

Nightshade wrote:

seza wrote:stupid shit

FFS, stop posting if that's all you bring to the table.

get off me nightshade :icon19: unfunny geriatric

Doombrain wrote:no, u

thanks for backing me up man, i need all the help i can get dealing with nightshade (MASSIVE COMA INDUCING EYE ROLL) :icon14:

its obvious their mothers drank heavily during pregnancy...

...and even more after they saw what they gave birth to.

lol

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Yeah...but I don't have googly eyes and my mouth has been on several women's clits....hell...I'm even getting ready for another one in that pict. So this automatically disqualifies me.

A fat midget fuck like you? I dont even want to imagine what those women looked like. The sad thing is you started this thread when you look like such a pile of shit. Youre one to talk.

Says the utter cunt who shits his pants at the thought of posting his pict.

Face it...you can't debate, you can't flame and you can't post your pict because you're afraid people will laugh at you even more than they already do.

:lol: :lol:

Damn, you're right, GKY. o_O

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Says the utter cunt who shits his pants at the thought of posting his pict.

Face it...you can't debate, you can't flame and you can't post your pict because you're afraid people will laugh at you even more than they already do.

What I look like has nothing to do with it. The fact is your an ugly fuck and yet you make fun of these two. Im not the one who started the topic douchebag.

shaft wrote:

GONNAFISTYA wrote:Says the utter cunt who shits his pants at the thought of posting his pict.

Face it...you can't debate, you can't flame and you can't post your pict because you're afraid people will laugh at you even more than they already do.

What I look like has nothing to do with it. The fact is your an ugly fuck and yet you make fun of these two. Im not the one who started the topic douchebag.

Wow. Your logic is completely non-existant when you look at the fact that you post my picture, call me a fat midget then refuse to post your pict like the hypocritical cock juggler you are.

If you'll notice I had no problem at all with you posting my pict.

I'm guessing on your planet that left means right or some fucked up thing.

seza wrote:

Nightshade wrote:

seza wrote:stupid shit

FFS, stop posting if that's all you bring to the table.

get off me nightshade :icon19: unfunny geriatric

You wrote the fucking book on unfunny, Captain Massive Melon. I mean seriously, look at what you posted in this thread. A shit PS job that wouldn't cause a spastic on laughing gas to crack a smile, and a retarded attempt at flaming Duke and Strangler via a horribly shitty fake story.
Get off my fucking planet, you are the bane of all things funny.

Fuckin cabbage head. :icon19: