Damn she has a big ass beaver
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:07 am
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Damn she has a big ass beaver
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Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:22 am
Wynona's got herself a Big Brown Beaver
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
and said "recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
that beaver eats at Taco Bell."
Now Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans,
and he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumber cars, sucked cheap cigars,
and he candied up his nose.
He caught wind of the Big Brown Beaver
so he thought he'd take himself a peek.
But the beaver was quick and it grabbed 'em by the kiwis
and he ain't pissed for a week
(and a half)
Wynona took her Big Brown Beaver and
stuck 'em up in the air.
Said, "I sure do love this Big Brown Beaver,
and I wish I did have a pair."
Wynona loved her Big Brown Beaver
and she stroked 'em all the time.
She pricked her finger one day,
and it ocured to her:
She might have a porcupine!
and she shows it off to all her friends.
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up with cyclone fence.
Along came Lou with the old baboon
and said "recognize that smell?"
"Smells like seven layers,
that beaver eats at Taco Bell."
Now Rex was a Texan out of New Orleans,
and he traveled with the carnival shows.
He ran bumber cars, sucked cheap cigars,
and he candied up his nose.
He caught wind of the Big Brown Beaver
so he thought he'd take himself a peek.
But the beaver was quick and it grabbed 'em by the kiwis
and he ain't pissed for a week
(and a half)
Wynona took her Big Brown Beaver and
stuck 'em up in the air.
Said, "I sure do love this Big Brown Beaver,
and I wish I did have a pair."
Wynona loved her Big Brown Beaver
and she stroked 'em all the time.
She pricked her finger one day,
and it ocured to her:
She might have a porcupine!
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 11:44 am
That's a woodchuck. Errm, no. Wait. WTF is that thing? It's NOT a beaver, not a marmot, not a groundhog...
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:18 pm
I bet it's a wombat
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:45 pm
Genius!
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 2:20 pm
[cue 'I Got You Babe' on radio]
Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:28 pm
Yeah, doesn't even have a beaver tail.Nightshade wrote:That's a woodchuck. Errm, no. Wait. WTF is that thing? It's NOT a beaver, not a marmot, not a groundhog...