Present Mal, Fem, and Uni Alike: Read Sensibly
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 6:10 am
[COM]
UNNAMED.TDT
1 JAN 5D-2099
8:00:00 PM ANT
SL -1 ML -1
In the next 1D-0005 years, this inter-net message board will be of great significance. The reason I have spawned to deliver this message here is due to the following events :see [II]: that lead to the harbouring of Korean terrorists within this inter-net message board.
[II]
After the Japanese-US led invasion of North Korea in the December of 1D-2006, the Earth terrorism threats will elevate to levels unheard of. Iran and North Korea, as of your today even, have terrorists spread throughout the Earth. They are similar to computing devices, in that they are programmed to accomplish their missions. There is no stop to their clandestine motives, but this inter-net message board will harbour a hidden communications net-work, keeping the most substantial terrorists at bay.
[III]
Why they choose the CommKeen computer video game inter-net messageboard as their choice of concealment:
The FBI will still be investigating after the 1D-0005 years, so you can't know as of now+. See :[VI]: for this' validation.
[IV]
It is vital to the allied victory of Op. Pyinyang, that you, the webmaster(s), administrator(s), administrator assistant(s), act now, ahead of time, to eliminate the ability of these terrorists from developing a web of communications within this inter-net facility. If you do not act now, within the next 1D-0005 years, already 5 terrorists will have formed a messaging net-work, and begin to coordinate their future plans of attack against their :dirty laundry:.
[V]
What needs to be done here:
Do not enable hypertext markup language, as this gives easy access for the terrorists to set up a communications net-work.
Do not ignore this document. As false and humorous as it may read, this cannot be taken through the dark. It may seem inopportune at this time, but there's no other time to substitute in its place.
[VI]
I refuse to dive upon the details in this matter, but I will hand you a little background information about this document. If the thought hasn't occured to you as of yet, this may be a surprise to you, but this document was typed in the distant future. I won't type the exact date, in fact, I won't type much else at all. Chaos plays a big role when warping to past epochs. Mass confusion, alterations, and basically complete and total devastation can occur from even the simplest of events being changed.
[VII]
What is to result of all of this is goodness.
Op. Pyinyang must—no, will become a success.
[FIN]
Much obliged for your allocations.
UNNAMED.TDT
1 JAN 5D-2099
8:00:00 PM ANT
SL -1 ML -1
In the next 1D-0005 years, this inter-net message board will be of great significance. The reason I have spawned to deliver this message here is due to the following events :see [II]: that lead to the harbouring of Korean terrorists within this inter-net message board.
[II]
After the Japanese-US led invasion of North Korea in the December of 1D-2006, the Earth terrorism threats will elevate to levels unheard of. Iran and North Korea, as of your today even, have terrorists spread throughout the Earth. They are similar to computing devices, in that they are programmed to accomplish their missions. There is no stop to their clandestine motives, but this inter-net message board will harbour a hidden communications net-work, keeping the most substantial terrorists at bay.
[III]
Why they choose the CommKeen computer video game inter-net messageboard as their choice of concealment:
The FBI will still be investigating after the 1D-0005 years, so you can't know as of now+. See :[VI]: for this' validation.
[IV]
It is vital to the allied victory of Op. Pyinyang, that you, the webmaster(s), administrator(s), administrator assistant(s), act now, ahead of time, to eliminate the ability of these terrorists from developing a web of communications within this inter-net facility. If you do not act now, within the next 1D-0005 years, already 5 terrorists will have formed a messaging net-work, and begin to coordinate their future plans of attack against their :dirty laundry:.
[V]
What needs to be done here:
Do not enable hypertext markup language, as this gives easy access for the terrorists to set up a communications net-work.
Do not ignore this document. As false and humorous as it may read, this cannot be taken through the dark. It may seem inopportune at this time, but there's no other time to substitute in its place.
[VI]
I refuse to dive upon the details in this matter, but I will hand you a little background information about this document. If the thought hasn't occured to you as of yet, this may be a surprise to you, but this document was typed in the distant future. I won't type the exact date, in fact, I won't type much else at all. Chaos plays a big role when warping to past epochs. Mass confusion, alterations, and basically complete and total devastation can occur from even the simplest of events being changed.
[VII]
What is to result of all of this is goodness.
Op. Pyinyang must—no, will become a success.
[FIN]
Much obliged for your allocations.