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So apparently these people actually do real Klingon battles.

"As a computer contract consultant (mercenary), I am the Janissary.
I am known also to some as Cdr. Salek Sutai.
I hold the positions of Ship's Brewer and Communications Officer for the IKV Melota.
I am a recognized Brewmaster of the Empire. (Gowron, 200107.16)
I am the video creator for the ship, also."

Somehow, I doubt Emperor Gowron actually appointed him to be a Brewmaster. I'd rather drink Targ bile than feast on his bloodwine after a glorious battle.

http://www.janissaries.net/ Click on the "Best of Ba'Leth" video

OMG, it finally downloaded (server only let me download at 200KBps) lmao it HAS TO BE PRODUCED BY THE HORKA THANE. Look at all the fucking text in this shit! LMAO

Qa'Pla!

omg, guy with glasses at 2:27! eriherbihbi

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Somehow, I doubt Emperor Gowron actually appointed him to be a Bremaster. I'd rather drink Targ bile than feast on his bloodwine after a glorious battle.

This was all I needed to read before I burst out laughing.

Apparently these are real swords and shit, but covered in some sort of protective sparring sheaths.

Edit: Ba'Leths lmao

Edit2: After further review, this is possibly the manliest thing I've ever seen, outside of my own muscle poses.

and they sing!!
http://www.janissaries.net/ikvmelota/kalsong.wav

Dear Gods.

Oh dammit....warlords always use realmedia it seems.

wtf... they have tutorials on how be a kickass klingon fighter? nice! :icon29:

ahaha :icon19: thats the worst website i've seen in 2005.
someone should tell him the is only hardcore if your website looks like it wasn't made by a 3yr old with downs.

At least they're laughing about it and stuff. Still, it's pretty funny to see overwight 30-or40-somethings going at it with fake weapons in the woods.

It makes you wonder what they do when they get serious.

I don't see any dark skinned people around...

aparently klingons really like freddie mercury also.

There's nothing wrong with that. Queen had some of the best lyrics of the 70s and 80s.

They wrote a song about me once.

"I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings.
I have no rival, no man can be my equal.
Take me to the future of your world.
Born to the kings, princes of the universe
Fighting and free, I've got your world in my hand.
I'm here for your love and I'll make my stand!
No man could understand, my power is in my own hand.
(People talk about you, people say you've had your day)
I'm a man that will go far, fly to the moon and reach for the stars.
With my sword and head held high, got to pass the test; first time.
I know that people talk about me I hear it every day,
But I can prove you wrong 'cos I'm right; first time!"