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was surcrack banned?
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:29 pm
by phantasmagoria
nt LOL
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:00 pm
by shiv4
no U
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:01 pm
by Scourge
Yes HIM.
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:12 pm
by phantasmagoria
shiv4 wrote:no U
i see what you did there, you implied i had in fact been banned while simultaniously using a popular void quotation for a two pronged attack. i shall have to stay on my guard to defend against such brutal onslaughts in the future. you got me while my pants were down so to speak
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:15 pm
by Scourge
I told you not to be watching that fish porn while posting.
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:17 pm
by phantasmagoria
but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:59 am
by MKJ
fish porn needs to be googled
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:07 am
by Captain
Way ahead of you. There is a fish porn shop in Idaho.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:57 am
by Grudge
rly
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:58 am
by Doombrain
grt
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:34 pm
by ek
phantasmagoria wrote:but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images
wait your a chick?

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:35 pm
by ek
ek wrote:phantasmagoria wrote:but they're oh so slippery and wet, a lady just can't contain herself when the internet provides such beauteous moving images
wait your a chick?

ROFL ITS YOU'RE ROFLL OL
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:34 pm
by phantasmagoria
for you i can be anything you want me to be
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:36 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
MKJ wrote:fish porn needs to be googled
Fish porn casts sexy lure
June 13 2003
By Emma Pearson
London
Fish can be turned on by an aquatic equivalent of pornography, according to research revealed yesterday.
Swiss scientists have discovered that male sticklebacks ejaculate more sperm if first stimulated by a "soft porn" film featuring "virtual" flirting fish.
The University of Fribourg researchers believe the fish porn simulates conditions in the wild where mating male sticklebacks ejaculate more if they are threatened by other finned Romeos swimming nearby.
Stickleback mating is a cut-throat business. The male builds a nest, starts elaborately courting a female and she, when she is charmed enough, lays eggs in his nest for him to ejaculate over and fertilise.
But often other males try to fertilise the eggs as well.
Males who feel their nest is threatened ejaculate more to raise their chances of being the first to father the baby fish.
A report in New Scientist said the researchers showed 17 male sticklebacks (in separate tanks) two films using computer-animated fish: one a "sexy" courting film; the other of a male caring for his brood.
After each stickleback had watched one film for a couple of minutes, a female was put in the tank to spawn. Each fish ejaculated more sperm over the eggs if they had seen the fish "porn" film.
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:41 pm
by MKJ
olo