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I'm fucking bored...

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:11 am
by Guest
I hear Paris Hilton is in town at some casino. Basically everyone, EVERYONE is going to go see her or some shit. I can't be assed.

I'm doing homework, drinking beer, bored off my ass. I always advocate against drinking alone, it's fucking pathetic. I'm trying to justify it as pre-game since I have a girl bringing beer over in about an hour, but I don't even care about fucking her. A buddy already beat me to it a year ago.

Entertain me plz. I'm almost done with homework.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:13 am
by Guest
OOOO AHH Livin' on a Prayer WWWHHHHOOOOAAAHH

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:13 am
by Guest
Half way There

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am
by Guest
a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am
by Guest
yeah man, and it's about the equiv. of 10 beers

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:16 am
by Guest
haha, fuck yeah. That's what I'm taling about

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:17 am
by Guest
you know how I roll

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:18 am
by Scourge
ctrlnuke wrote:a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?
*shudders*

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:19 am
by Guest
I'll buy a case of Four Oh's, call the bitches and be all "Gangsta party tonight breezy"

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:19 am
by Scourge
And how do you figure that equals 10 beers?

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:20 am
by Scourge
10 beers = 120 oz.
that crap = 64
crap = 5 beers.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:21 am
by Guest
Steel Reserve is over 8 percent alcohol - around double most domestic beers. So a 24 is about 4 beers.

Olde English is 7.5% so almost double. A 40 is about equal to a 6er.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:22 am
by Guest
it's a lot more fun to drink this shit. You don't get the bad taste from shots and you don't get a stomach full of liquid and the constant pisses from that much beer.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:22 am
by Guest
plus $3

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:23 am
by Scourge
Fun = relative.

Don't drink the beers so quickly that you bloat and wizz all the time.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:23 am
by Guest
balla status n*****r

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:24 am
by Guest
I'm sippin' on this shit. I'm too busy having my jazz hands all over this motha fucka iBook to drink.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:25 am
by Guest
and I feel like a loser for even sippin alone. But a got bitch commin in 35 mins now. With an 18 pack.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:28 am
by Guest
Enough of that talk. I wanted to be entertained damnit.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:32 am
by Guest
oh fuck you guys. Dance plz when I ask. I'm gonna go shower.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:44 am
by Sanction
ctrlnuke wrote:a 40 of old e and a 24 of steel is like $3 right?
Enjoy the napalm shits tomorrow

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 3:52 am
by Kaz
ctrlnuke reminds me of the frat aliens from aqua teen

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:21 am
by Guest
aw, fuck this shit. I'll let my fans in (cause let's face it, I have 'em, get me to post on the end of the thread and you'll get a shit load of views) on what happened. I got drunk, ended up not fucking her, but kissing her on the lips. I know she sucked my buddy's dick last year, fuck this shit. At least I didn't stick it in.

And a playa doesn't bother eating taco.

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:22 am
by Captain
btw cocks

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:23 am
by Guest
shower and sleep time. I'm sober now, it's only 1:20. If a girl comes over at 9, you know she's not staying long. You don't let 'em spend the night cause you don't want other chicks down the hall noticing that shit.