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kracus

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:08 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
lost his virginity at the age of 24 in a bathroom stall and it made him so depressed he wanted to kill himself.

let that be a warning to you kids.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:10 pm
by FragaGeddon
In before move, or lock, or whatever.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:12 pm
by prince1000
where is kracus?

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:13 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
bant

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:14 pm
by prince1000
why do they ban the funny people?

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:15 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
prince1000 wrote:why do they ban the funny people?
because it was done in a hilarious way which was worth a lifetime of kracus 'funny'

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:16 pm
by prince1000
must have missed it

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:17 pm
by MKJ
he also smoked pot with snoop dogg. cant remember if this was before or after he was a crabfisher in alaska where he mountainbiked 20 miles a day

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:18 pm
by prince1000
damn really? thats whats up

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:21 pm
by MKJ
oh and he got banned because he left - AGAIN - and said he wasnt going to post for 6 months.
after a week or 2 he posted again and daev made teh funny of making sure he wouldnt post for half a year :olo:

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 5:22 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
i'll sum it up.

kracus made some lame thread explaining how he wouldn't be around for the next six months so it was goodbye to q3world! The impression I got was he hoped for an outpouring of love and good wishes from the q3 masses but that didn't exactly happen. He made quite a big deal about it though.

So about 2 weeks later. He posts, hey guys I'm back, checking in and Dave's like, 'you said we had 6 months off from you and by me, we deserve it'. *Account deleted*

Kracus creates a new account and goes on some tirade which includes the promise to never post here again.

was pretty funny

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:07 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
I guess he'll never fly to Germany to kick my ass. :tear:

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:11 pm
by plained
his fans all know his history memorized :olo:

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 7:33 pm
by Guest
MKJ wrote:he also smoked pot with snoop dogg. cant remember if this was before or after he was a crabfisher in alaska where he mountainbiked 20 miles a day
TBH, unless it's smoking with Snoop as a friend, it's not that unbelievable. Any venue Snoop goes to where he can get away with it he usually hands out blunts to the crowd. So if you light one up, I guess you're technically smoking with snoop.

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:45 pm
by Dave
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:bant
fuck that... deleteT. He left and decided to come back after three weeks or so, so I helped him leave

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:47 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
his styles were played out anyway

Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:24 pm
by seremtan
END OF KRACTEST

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:56 am
by LawL
prince1000 wrote:must have missed it
Oh it was hilarious, here's the run down:

Kracus says he's not going to be posting much for the next 6 months. Dave creates a poll in his thread asking if Kracus should be banned. Dave then deletes Kracus' 7 year old account and makes sure he can't reregister the name. 2 people come along and tell Dave he's cool for doing this. The end.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:41 am
by Captain
It's only fitting that the most obsessed, bitter fuck here would talk about Kracus :olo:

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:59 am
by LawL
Have you managed to make a post in the past 48 hours that wasn't about me? :olo:

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:49 am
by MKJ
so bitter :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:10 am
by Daveisaretard
Nice... Been gone for months and still making waves. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:14 am
by Dave
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
prince1000 wrote:why do they ban the funny people?
because it was done in a hilarious way which was worth a lifetime of kracus 'funny'
:lub:

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:16 am
by Dave
I realize now this is one of those threads I should have read all of the way through...

Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:47 am
by Dark Metal
Reading is hard.