Quake3World

I'm bored


"We're all out of water" he said, dryly.
"My tongue hurts" Tom said, under his breath.
"This jacket needs tailoring" he said, off the cuff.

"It's not a poodle!" he barked.

"This bread is delicious!" he said, with a wry smile.

"This thread is confusing!" he uttered, with a slight tinkle in his eye. Tom continued to fuck him up the ass, ever so painfully.

"What?!" he asked, dumbfounded.

The blood was now flowing like wine...

I can't decide if you're trolling or don't have any idea what a Tom Swiftie is. It's a special kind of pun. Here are some simple ones:

"I like cows," Tom uttered.
"This Chardonnay is horrible!" Tom whined.
"All I have is Spades, Diamonds and Clubs" Tom said, heartlessly (saw that one on a website)


Like I said, bored.

"I wonder how a drill works," he said out of boredom.

"Close the window!" he said with a shudder.

"I have a massive penis," Tom said cockily.

"I'm thinking about tenderly licking your erect nipples," Tom said tittilatingly.

"That man's butt is so firm, I just want to squeeze it," Tom said asininely.

C'mon, just tell me how many cucumbers you can fit up there," Tom prodded.

"Come on my face!" she said, with spunk.

"I've finished replacing your muffler," said the mechanic, exhausted.

"Hot Dogs!" exclaimed the vendor, with great fanfare.

Captain Mazda wrote:

Moron.

Tom is a massive dork

Law wrote:

Captain Mazda wrote:

Moron.

lol he laughs yet he doesnt get it. haha.

ek wrote:

Law wrote:

Captain Mazda wrote:

Moron.

lol he laughs yet he doesnt get it. haha.