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Good thing I can talk my way out of things
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:51 pm
by Guest
This just came in the mail today (3 in one night - new record!)
blah blah...you are being contacted regarding:
UNLV Sutdent Code, Section III: Student Responsibilities
C: Trespassing, forcefully entering and/or occupying University owned, leased, or controlled premises without authorization by gaining unauthorized acces to Tonopah-North, room 221 on/around September 22, 2006 and on any prior dates;
D: Destroying or vandalizing personal and/or public property; unauthorized, mischievous and/or inappropriate use of such property with intent to damage or destroy it by damaging or removing - without authorization - the door lock on Tonopah-North, room 221;
P: Selling, using, possessing, distributing, or being under the influence of an alcoholic beverage, except as permitted by law and University policy by using, possessing, or being under the influence of alcohol beverage(s) while under the age of 21 in Tonopah-North, room 221/223 on/around September 22, 2006.
blah blah...
Basically I go to a meeting and talk my way out of it no matter how big the hole looks. Basically some jealous bitches came by and wrote me up cause I have a social life and they don't. All RAs are college students with a max of 5 friends that stay in every single night of the week when we live in Las Vegas. They're bottom feeders, all I have to do is go to the head of Student Conduct, give a good, planned shpeal and I'll be out like nothing happened. The same reason RAs hate me and are always out to get me.
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:53 pm
by Captain
If it's true that it's a bunch of cunts doing this, fuck those bitches.
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:54 pm
by 4days
what's an RA? is that like a hall monitor or something?
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:54 pm
by Captain
Wait, don't you have any security cameras there? They'd clearly see that you weren't in the vicinity of the places outlined.
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:54 pm
by Captain
4days wrote:what's an RA? is that like a hall monitor or something?
Resident Advisor maybe?

Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:58 pm
by Guest
4days wrote:what's an RA? is that like a hall monitor or something?
Advisors who live at the end of the hall. College students who get free housing as pay for their job. They do stuff for the floor and check out suspicious activity.
In this case, it was 10:30 on a Friday night and there was music playing from my room. It wasn't even loud, I don't know how she heard it from all the way down the hall (I'm at the very end, she is on the other side).
Unfortunately, since it's me, most know the shit I do routinely and most have a chip on their shoulder against me. 10:30 Friday night, they searched my shit cause of music.
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 11:59 pm
by tnf
WOW MAN YOU ARE COOL LIKE VAN WILDER AND FERRIS BUELLER.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:01 am
by Guest
yeah, I'm pretty cool
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:01 am
by Guest
but that's not the point
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:01 am
by Guest
I'm on a mission to save the void
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:02 am
by Guest
at least there was some content
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:02 am
by Guest
I'll use this fucking forum as a blog and it'll still beat what it is.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:27 am
by Captain
A small, rabid animal?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:43 am
by Scourge
ctrlnuke wrote:at least there was some content
Void = content not necessary.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:45 am
by 4days
like a hall monitor then (but searching?? can they do that over there?).
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:52 am
by plained
talk your way outta?
shit man this chick desparetly want you to talk your way into somethin if you get my drift eyy
ey ey nudge nudege
sounds like she has a crush hhhee
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:40 am
by Ryoki
ctrlnuke wrote:Destroying or vandalizing personal and/or public property
You're not allowed to vandalize personal property?
Lol?
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:45 am
by ek
tnf wrote:WOW MAN YOU ARE COOL LIKE VAN WILDER AND FERRIS BUELLER.
oh fucking god

you just gave my bicep an erection, true story.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:53 am
by MKJ
Confessions of a 15 year old!
TOTALLY RAD DUDE!
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:16 am
by Massive Quasars
ctrlnuke wrote:4days wrote:what's an RA? is that like a hall monitor or something?
Advisors who live at the end of the hall. College students who get free housing as pay for their job. They do stuff for the floor and check out suspicious activity.
In this case, it was 10:30 on a Friday night and there was music playing from my room. It wasn't even loud, I don't know how she heard it from all the way down the hall (I'm at the very end, she is on the other side).
Unfortunately, since it's me, most know the shit I do routinely and most have a chip on their shoulder against me. 10:30 Friday night, they searched my shit cause of music.
Why? Because you're a social animal? If it's that alone (significant assumption), your hedonism is no justification for uneven enforcement of rules and regulations. Alas, you'll find more of this after you move on from university.
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:38 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Ryoki wrote:ctrlnuke wrote:Destroying or vandalizing personal and/or public property
You're not allowed to vandalize personal property?
Lol?
lol
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:38 pm
by S@M
Massive Quasars wrote:
Why? Because you're a social animal? If it's that alone (significant assumption), your hedonism is no justification for uneven enforcement of rules and regulations. Alas, you'll find more of this after you move on from university.
if you have kids, how they ever gonna understand you?
Re: Good thing I can talk my way out of things
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:48 pm
by shaft
ctrlnuke wrote:This just came in the mail today (3 in one night - new record!)
blah blah...you are being contacted regarding:
UNLV Sutdent Code, Section III: Student Responsibilities
C: Trespassing, forcefully entering and/or occupying University owned, leased, or controlled premises without authorization by gaining unauthorized acces to Tonopah-North, room 221 on/around September 22, 2006 and on any prior dates;
D: Destroying or vandalizing personal and/or public property; unauthorized, mischievous and/or inappropriate use of such property with intent to damage or destroy it by damaging or removing - without authorization - the door lock on Tonopah-North, room 221;
P: Selling, using, possessing, distributing, or being under the influence of an alcoholic beverage, except as permitted by law and University policy by using, possessing, or being under the influence of alcohol beverage(s) while under the age of 21 in Tonopah-North, room 221/223 on/around September 22, 2006.
blah blah...
Basically I go to a meeting and talk my way out of it no matter how big the hole looks. Basically some jealous bitches came by and wrote me up cause I have a social life and they don't. All RAs are college students with a max of 5 friends that stay in every single night of the week when we live in Las Vegas. They're bottom feeders, all I have to do is go to the head of Student Conduct, give a good, planned shpeal and I'll be out like nothing happened. The same reason RAs hate me and are always out to get me.

Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:18 pm
by losCHUNK
lol rebels
Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 4:09 pm
by Captain