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Jesus makes a zombie!

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:31 am
by Bdw3
Jesus called in a loud voice, "Lazarus, come out!" The dead man came out, his hands and feet wrapped with strips of linen, and a cloth around his face.


:icon20:

Further proof that one day mankind will be destroyed by zombies. :icon28:


Edit: That's John 11:43, if you want to verify the zombie prophecy yourself. :icon14:

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:44 am
by Ryoki
Oh shit!

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:12 am
by MKJ
that would be a mummy btw

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:55 am
by Ryoki
You raise an interesting point. When someone is mummified, and the zombie apocalypse happens - do they transform into a zombie or a mummy?

A crossover perhaps? A Mumbie? A Zommy?

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:57 am
by LawL
Ask Romero.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:02 pm
by Ryoki
I find Romero to be a fucking faggot ever since that last disgraceful thing he did. What was it called again? Oh yes, Land of the dead.

It was absolutely terrible, and it had zombies. That is almost impossible.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:57 pm
by 4days
about 20 minutes into land of the dead, i decided to pretend i was watching a tv pilot for a failed series, then it became almost okay (because it had zombies in it, and because i could be safe in the knowledge that the series was never made).

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 12:59 pm
by LawL
Ryoki wrote:I find Romero to be a fucking faggot ever since that last disgraceful thing he did. What was it called again? Oh yes, Land of the dead.

It was absolutely terrible, and it had zombies. That is almost impossible.
I couldn't possibly agree with you more. LOTD was a bigger let down than Alien 3.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 1:31 pm
by Ryoki
It's strange, because there are not many ways to go wrong with a film that features zombies. It could have been about some random old couple surprised by zombies at their saturday night bingo club, it still would have been better.

Mindboggling.
4days wrote:about 20 minutes into land of the dead, i decided to pretend i was watching a tv pilot for a failed series, then it became almost okay (because it had zombies in it, and because i could be safe in the knowledge that the series was never made).
Ah, clever.
I had to resort to engaging in conversation with the person next to me and making stupid quips to entertain myself.

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:28 pm
by l0g1c
Ryoki wrote:You raise an interesting point. When someone is mummified, and the zombie apocalypse happens - do they transform into a zombie or a mummy?

A crossover perhaps? A Mumbie? A Zommy?

I'm going to be one of these for Halloween just so I can use the words "Mumbie" and "Zommy"

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:51 pm
by seremtan
i googled 'zombine' and all i got was this picture of kebabmutha's 'supermodel girlfriend' :olo:

Image

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:11 pm
by Captain
:olo::olo:

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:55 am
by a13n
Anyway mankind sort of made Jesus, sort of.
And there are quite a few malicious clones out there to control zombies. :icon8: :icon7: :icon6:

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:58 am
by MaxGaMin
What do you mean by "mankind sort of"?

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:06 am
by a13n
Well, roughtly speaking those who sold their faith to devil to change the world as they wanted to be.
As a result there are too many contradictions nowadays.
Because they try to continue to keep the situation as it is, things also continue to get worse and worse, which is so called politics. :lol:
There is no space left for true justice.
To solve this, they need to abort what they have devoured which is almost impossible. :lol:
On the other hand what can we do?
Just keep quiet to prolong lifetime. :olo: