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So I got...

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:57 am
by Captain
...fucking drunk and w/e tonight, about 6 and just us 5 or guys 6 and we're just chilling ant watching UFC waiting for the bitches to show up and the Leafs game. So I have about 3 canadiasn, funnel another, and 2 6.0 cold shots with 3 shots of fireball whiskey. Crazy shit and leafs game ends and everyone starts showin up :icon14:

lots of bitches, introducin and getting a little action and im pretty much drunk. i can keep it in cuz I piss quite a lot. Beer just goes through me and throughout the party we hear that the gay neighbours called the cops, about 60 people in the house, most of em hiding in the basement with their smokes and beer tryin to ride out the cops. so Im in the pisser and as im about to get out, I hear police radio and I go to the living room and there's two cops walking in the living room. As they turn their backs, my buddy Phil and I jet down the stairs to the living room and the cops follow. They talk shit to some guys who were piss drunk and the chick cop was tapping her notebook, trying to seem intimidating. So finally the black cop guy just says Get out youre all giving me a headache"

So we all go outside and as everyones piling to the cars, Phil and I go back to the house as our buddy was the host. I guess the cops stayed to chat with him but we stayed in the living room watching the Oilers game. Cops came back upstairs and told us to get out and I got dropped off by another buddy. Im pretty drunk right now but the word is that most of the bitches are goin back as soon as the cops clear out. So heres to freedom :icon14:

What afucking night.

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 3:59 am
by Canidae
Ok..but is your ass still bleeding?

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:00 am
by Captain
Sorry i dont do fucking fag fests you dirty mutherfucker

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:02 am
by Wizard .3
It's barely midnight sir. Get back out and keep the night alive!

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:08 am
by Captain
Wizard .3 wrote:It's barely midnight sir. Get back out and keep the night alive!
As soon as they get back here!

and yeah, its drinking and driving :shrug:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:10 am
by Turbine
Watch you be on CityTV, early morning.

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:11 am
by Captain
haha thatd be great, just push over whatever bum is sitting there :olo:

but this is pretty close to here, still near port Credit so yeah :shrug:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:01 am
by ek
wait so you came back, turned your pc on, logged on, and posted here? :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:11 am
by feedback
Sounds like you just went to your first party ever, good for you! Just wait until you finally get laid, your life will seem CRAZY after that, little buddy!

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:24 am
by CaseDogg
LMAO

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:24 am
by Turbine
This brings memories of the Kitchen Party movie.

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:20 am
by LawL
ek wrote:wait so you came back, turned your pc on, logged on, and posted here? :olo:
:olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:23 am
by seremtan
"bitches"?

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:25 am
by S@M
feedback wrote:Sounds like you just went to your first party ever, good for you! Just wait until you finally get laid, your life will seem CRAZY after that, little buddy!
ek wrote:wait so you came back, turned your pc on, logged on, and posted here? :olo:
:olo::olo::olo:

your soooo the party man hitten life hard with your mates and "bitches"

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 8:58 am
by mrd
He's drunk. Give him a break. :paranoid:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:28 am
by busetibi
mrd wrote:He's drunk. Give him a break. :paranoid:
yer, give the tard a break, anything from C1 to C7 should do the trick

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:25 am
by brisk
feedback wrote:Sounds like you just went to your first party ever, good for you! Just wait until you finally get laid, your life will seem CRAZY after that, little buddy!
LOL spot on sir. Every time I read a thread like this, I shed a tear :tear:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:45 pm
by Ryoki
feedback wrote:Sounds like you just went to your first party ever, good for you! Just wait until you finally get laid, your life will seem CRAZY after that, little buddy!
:olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:31 pm
by Captain
Lots of lonely, obsessed lowlies that have yet to see a clamhole, too many of them Aussies :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 4:34 pm
by Grudge
*pity post*

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:02 pm
by seremtan
last time boresetibi partied it was cakes and ale, and there were wenches. the jesters made him laugh :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:52 pm
by Captain
:olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:36 pm
by feedback
I just imagined Mazda's irl saying "clamholes!?" and lolled.

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:52 pm
by Captain
Great.

Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 7:56 pm
by reefsurfer
Wow, you adress women as bitches... you are so cool.
I bet you pee your pants when a women approaches you..