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Countdown to Law having sex with a woman....

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:58 pm
by shaft
∞ to go...... :olo:
In the last 30 days Law has posted over 3x more then me.....I guess its hard for him to stop obsessing when he is bitterly upset. :olo:

Just becasue you dont have any friends or a girlfriend, doesnt mean you have to spend your entire life inside, and no matter how much time you spend away from the sun your tan isnt going to go away, kebab breath :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:43 pm
by Doombrain
Fuck man, that’s not funny. It’s not his fault he’s one ugly, fat, mono-browed cunt who’ll never get sex with a woman.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:32 pm
by LawL
The hunchback internet addict who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child and the transexual moron who hangs around with a cross-eyed munter just to increase his wardroble on the cheap giving each other a reacharound. Quaint. :olo:

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:33 pm
by CitizenKane
Law wrote:who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child

wooooah shit hahahahah

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:03 am
by seremtan
Law wrote:The hunchback internet addict who hasn't had sex with anyone other than his uncontrollable child and the transexual moron who hangs around with a cross-eyed munter just to increase his wardroble on the cheap giving each other a reacharound. Quaint. :olo:
we're not interested in your other housemates, monomutha

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:25 am
by LawL
Get back in the slammer, monotan.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 5:49 am
by mrd
Is Law really BM? I thought BM was cooler than this :\

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:27 am
by shaft
Law is unable to get off his fat ass and quit posting for a day. Maybe if they didnt deliver the kebabs straight to your doorstep and left them a few yards from the door. Would that be enough to get you outside? Or does the thought of sunshine and maybe getting laid scare you that much? :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:57 am
by LawL
daft spends 580 hours a month playing video games. Maybe if they didn't deliver the curry straight to your door you wouldn't be such a deformed hunchback. Or does the thought of talking to a human being somewhere other than the internet scare you that much? :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:02 am
by MKJ
looks like eveyone's upset and obsessed :olo: crushed :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:41 pm
by shaft
Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:44 pm
by MKJ
shaft wrote: 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week.
:olo: :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:53 pm
by seremtan
shaft wrote:3,800 posts
one for every lb, the gigantic fucking yeti :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:57 pm
by shaft
:olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:31 pm
by Captain
:olo: Meat-hooked :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:02 pm
by LawL
shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig :olo:
580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:04 pm
by LawL
seremtan wrote:
shaft wrote:3,800 posts
one for every lb, the gigantic fucking yeti :olo:
semencry is talking about his boyfriend again. :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:30 pm
by seremtan
:olo: stop pretending you're my boyfriend, fatzillamutha :olo: i don't swing that way :olo:

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:48 pm
by LawL
You can get over me now obsessemtan. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:43 am
by shaft
Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig :olo:
580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo. :olo:
The same 580hrs in a month playing video games fantasy flame. :olo: We all have hard facts that you post uncontrollably, 3800 post in under a year. Youre grasping desperatly for some real flames...and that half eaten kebab in your sofa. You best waddle outside and hose all the kebab juice from your multiple chins. Then run around the block a couple hundred times. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:44 am
by Captain
:olo: Hosed :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:05 am
by LawL
shaft wrote:
Law wrote:
shaft wrote:Law spends 580hrs a month trying to get his dick wet. To bad hes a hideously fat greasy monobrow. 3,800 posts in under a year. The same number of kebabs youve eaten this week. You just cant control yourself, you fat pig :olo:
580 hours a month playing video games. daft's got a real sickness. Too bad he's a fat greasy hunchback who hasn't seen sunlight in 10 years. Stop fucking your kid in the ass you filthy pedo. :olo:
The same 580hrs in a month playing video games fantasy flame. :olo: We all have hard facts that you post uncontrollably, 3800 post in under a year. Youre grasping desperatly for some real flames...and that half eaten kebab in your sofa. You best waddle outside and hose all the kebab juice from your multiple chins. Then run around the block a couple hundred times. :olo:
It's no fantasy hunchy, you've got a real problem. :olo:

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All the internet addiction has lead you to be a deformed hunchback, as one can see from this pic of you HUNCHED! over a computer. :olo:

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My hard facts crush your pathetic fantasies every time. Go say hi to your neglected wife and your fecal-child... on MSN. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:17 am
by shaft
Law wrote: It's no fantasy hunchy, you've got a real problem. :olo:

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Sorry to kill your fantasy monobrow but that isnt 580hrs in a month, its 580hrs since the game came out June of '05. Were you to stupid to figure that out on youre own? dumb cunt :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:24 am
by LawL
Don't start with more lies hunchy. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:32 am
by LawL
Notice how daft makes no attempt to deny he's a hunchback. :olo:

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