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I've heard horror stories of fucking girls on their period but I had never done it until tonight it's not really like I thought it would be.

I didn't know first off, the lights were out, she must have taken out her tampon before when she used the bathroom. But I thought it was weird she adament about not letting me finger her or eat her out...which is kind of weird to just stick it in without any foreplay but whatever, I wasn't going to complain.

So the condom comes off and I don't realize it right away but at that point as I was finishing so I pull out and finish up, get dressed with all the lights still out and walk her out. After she leaves I head over to get food and come back to my room afterwards to take a piss. I go in the bathroom and I have a shit load of dry blood all over my dick.

This is what I didn't understand, all the horror stories made me think it was like going to covered in like a coating. It's just a whole bunch of dots. Like all over though, a whole bunch of little dry blood dots. It's dots, dots, not like a coating. :icon16:
I figured I'd at least eat my food and post about it before I take a shower.

Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

Let us know when you get some brown wings, too.

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

nah, im telling the internet ill prob get aids

no, its you experiencing life for the first time.

you truly are the first to experience this, please give us more detailed descriptions of what your dick looks like!

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

At least he has that choice, unlike you.

ctrlnuke wrote:
I go in the bathroom and I have a shit load of dry blood all over my dick.

dude seriously thats just way more than i wanted to hear early in the morning :icon33: great story tho!!!

fucking, wow

lol you are a moron

BAM?

BAM

Law wrote:

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

At least he has that choice, unlike you.

I can post anything I want you dumb cunt, its the internet. Just like you have the choice to try and convice us youre not a grotesquely fat pile of flesh that sits in a chair all day obsessing on the internet. rofl, you were a fat pig in that picture with jns. I cant imagine what you look like now. No wonder you cant post your pic, and spend all your time obsessing over everyone elses

Damn, i couldn't see how this thread would ever backfire.

last ditch effort

sometimes I just want to see what you can guys can come up with. mkj wanted more descriptions of my dick and everyone else's was meh. i thought this used to be r&r.

end of test

i was surprised it was dots though

and not more like streaks or something idk

rofl

ctrlnuke wrote:Damn, i couldn't see how this thread would ever backfire.

how????

shaft wrote:

Law wrote:

shaft wrote:Oh look, its ctrlnuke telling people on the internet that he just got laid.

At least he has that choice, unlike you.

I can post anything I want you dumb cunt, its the internet. Just like you have the choice to try and convice us youre not a grotesquely fat pile of flesh that sits in a chair all day obsessing on the internet. rofl, you were a fat pig in that picture with jns. I cant imagine what you look like now. No wonder you cant post your pic, and spend all your time obsessing over everyone elses

Yeah, but you don't have the choice about posting about having sex because you've never had it with a female. You should notice I never try to convince you of anything, I love the way you morons are so obsessed with me you come up with a new fantasy every day, it's fucking brilliant. Don't stop now, I'm crushing you faggots with so much ease. How upset you seriously get is absolutely priceless.

Now I know

Law wrote: You should notice I never try to convince you of anything..

Dont be bitter You're trying to convince us everyday that you arnt fatmutha....you always bring up "fantasy" as your excuse every time. Like you did just now...youre to easy....rofl..next.

Keep up the good work detective hunchy.

Making you look like a moron isnt work

It falls under the "Oops, I did it again" category along with upsetting