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HUNCH !

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:13 am
by Isaac Hayes
Artist: Isaac Hayes Lyrics
Song: Theme from Hunch Lyrics


" Who's the complete and utter dick
That shows his daughter his filthy prick?
HUNCH!
Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his hunchback
For his brother sementan?
HUNCH!
Can you dig it?


Who's the cat that'll cry and shout,
When there's danger all about?
HUNCH!
Right On!


They say this cat
can't potty train his girl,
YER DAMN RIGHT!
I'm talkin' 'bout Hunch.
THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

He's a complicated man
But no one understands him but his retarded woman
HUNCH! "



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Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:13 am
by Captain
Great, more fags.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:15 am
by LawL
Worried they're gonna steal your thunder?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:43 am
by GONNAFISTYA
2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

And 2 or 3 egg whites

a half a stick of butter

melt it

Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls

sniff sniff sniff

Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin

Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!

Oooh

suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WHOO!! WHOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:04 am
by Captain
Law wrote:Worried they're gonna steal your thunder?
You can't control your obsession to just one alt, hassan el-kebabbo :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:11 am
by The HavoX
GONNAFISTYA wrote:2 tablespoons of cinnammon,

And 2 or 3 egg whites

a half a stick of butter

melt it

Stick it all in a bowl,baby
stir it with a wooden spoon
mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
If you ever need em' quick,
pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth

OOOHH!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls,
they're packed full of vitamins and good for you,
So suck on my balls!!

Quarter-cup of unsweetened chocolate
and a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet,
'cause I hate when my balls stick,
then preheat the oven to three-fity,
and give that spoon a lick!!!!

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown!!
if you ever need em' quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your MOUTH!!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls
put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
suck on my chocolate salty balls
they're packed full of goodness,
high in fiber!!
suck on my balls

sniff sniff sniff

Hey, wait a minute,
what's that smell?
smell like somethin burnin

Well that dont bother me none
as long as i get my rent paid on friday

Baby you better get back in the kitchen,
cause I gotta sneak in suspicion

oh man baby,
baby,
you just burnt my balls!!!!

HELP ME!!
MY BALLS ON FIRE!!
HELP ME BABY, MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
GET ME SOME WATER!!
POUR SOME WATER ON ME!!
MY BALLS ARE BURNIN'!!
OH MY GOODNESS!!
BLOW ON EM', BLOW ON EM'
DO SOMETHIN!!

Oooh

suck on my chocolate salty balls
put em' in your mouth and suck em

THEY ON FIRE BABY!!

Suck on my chocolate salty balls

BLOW EM OUT BABY!!

OH!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!!
SUCK ON MY BALLS, BABY!!

SUCK ON MY RED HOT, SALTY, CHOCOLATE BALLS!!!

COME ON BABY!!

WHOO!! WHOO!!

Suck on my balls!!!!!
:olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:13 am
by LawL
Captain Mazda wrote:
Law wrote:Worried they're gonna steal your thunder?
You can't control your obsession to just one alt, hassan el-kebabbo :olo:
Image

:olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:26 am
by Captain
Thanks for proving my point, lawbido :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 2:09 am
by LawL
Your point must have been what a camel-herding faggot you are. :olo:

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 3:46 am
by shaft
DRuM.