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What's red and white and screams?
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:51 am
by phantasmagoria
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:05 am
by +JuggerNaut+
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:16 am
by Dark Metal
What's easier to unload, a dumptruck full of sand or a dumptruck full of babies?
The babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on sand.
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:55 am
by Captain
What's more fun than a baby and a bucket?
A baby and 10 buckets.
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:25 am
by Sevensins
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:59 am
by +JuggerNaut+
what's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?
a baby with forks in its eyes.
Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:02 pm
by Captain
rofl I just imagined it.
Re: What's red and white and screams?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:14 am
by Ryoki
phantasmagoria wrote:A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:29 pm
by Turbine
What's read and white and belongs to a country north of the land of blue and white?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:01 pm
by Captain
Neil Diamond?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:23 pm
by Turbine
no.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:26 pm
by seremtan
lebanon?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:29 pm
by Turbine
on the right track. but, no.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:59 pm
by Captain
Jesus?