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What's red and white and screams?

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 2:51 am
by phantasmagoria
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:05 am
by +JuggerNaut+
:olo:

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 4:16 am
by Dark Metal
What's easier to unload, a dumptruck full of sand or a dumptruck full of babies?


The babies, because you can't use a pitchfork on sand.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:55 am
by Captain
What's more fun than a baby and a bucket?


A baby and 10 buckets.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 9:25 am
by Sevensins
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:59 am
by +JuggerNaut+
what's red, white, and silver and runs into walls?



a baby with forks in its eyes.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 12:02 pm
by Captain
rofl I just imagined it.

Re: What's red and white and screams?

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:14 am
by Ryoki
phantasmagoria wrote:A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
:olo:

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:29 pm
by Turbine
What's read and white and belongs to a country north of the land of blue and white?

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:01 pm
by Captain
Neil Diamond?

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:23 pm
by Turbine
no.

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:26 pm
by seremtan
lebanon?

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:29 pm
by Turbine
on the right track. but, no.

Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 7:59 pm
by Captain
Jesus?