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Zebra mindfuck plan
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:08 pm
by Ryoki
Consider the Zebra, the majestically striped donkey-like creature of the savannah. Consider I have a tranquilizer gun and two buckets of odourless paint, one black and one white.
Consider I’m about to tranq myself a zebra and wait for it to fall asleep ever so patiently – in order to paint it’s white stripes black and it’s black stripes white. What would happen? Would it become confused? Will the herd reject it’s new stripes, condemning it to live out it’s life in exile? Would it not be noticed at all?
I feel there are great scientific advances to be made with this experiment. Any input is appreciated!
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:19 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
it's cruel but it's for science, so I like it.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 3:31 pm
by DTS
You'd have to keep changing to the other paint each time you'd painted a stripe, to get the shape of the stripe clear, otherwise you'd have an all-white or all-black zebra and have to try to paint the stripes in the right places the right shapes afterwards.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:43 pm
by Ryoki
Naturally. Remember this is for science, so i'd have to be very precise.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:27 pm
by Bdw3
As an additional study (for future consideration), you may also try making the stripes horizontal. :icon14:
Would this make him the coolest zebra in the heard, or the gayest?
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:25 pm
by diego
shit, i see cock.
Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:35 pm
by Lieutenant Dan
I didn't read a single post in this topic.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:40 am
by l0g1c
You could run straight at him with a freshly painted fence and/or stencil.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:44 am
by Captain
Or run him through a special "car-wash but smaller and using paint instead of cleaning liquids. You could have a paintbrush machine slide over the zebra, painting the stripes randomly. You'd basically be recreating its paint scheme. Oh and of course you'll have a visor, nose plugs, and ear plugs for the zebra. Let me know when you wanna get started, this is pretty interesting.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:51 am
by YourGrandpa
I say you cut the head off of one Zebra and sew it to the ass of another. All in the name of science, of course....
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 3:52 am
by Captain
I bet that's what you did to all those Vietnamese villagers, you disgusting fuck.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:05 am
by YourGrandpa
I've never been to Vietnam, and that's all you need to know.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:09 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
He's talking about that tour bus full of Vietnamese travellers who got lost on their way to Disney World. They never expected to be flashed by some fat bald guy you depraved pervert shitsmear.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:17 am
by YourGrandpa
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:He's talking about that tour bus full of Vietnamese travellers who got lost on their way to Disney World. They never expected to be flashed by some fat bald guy you depraved pervert shitsmear.
I guess you should have kept your pants on, flabby. Next time steer clear of Disney ya pedo.
Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:38 am
by Captain
...said the bus driver with a devilish grin.