Quake3World

9/4/04
9.07pm
Duration: 14 mins
GOOD POO. Nothing more to say, it spoke for itself. Which was a great surprise but nothing it said made sense. So I told it that it was talking shit (it had no choice but to agree).

11/4/04
11.04pm
Duration: 13 mins
Had a nice curve to it so it was something akin to a black banana coming out.

13/4/04
3.09pm
Duration: 16 mins
If bowel movements could be comparable to political movements this would be on a par with equal rights for women. It took a long time, it was an ongoing struggle but it was the right thing to do and the results and feeling of satisfaction speak for themselves.

3/5/04
Unknown
PLAYDOUGH FACTORY (but with more colours).

5/5/04
11.39am
Duration: 12 mins
In planetary terms this was like Jupiter – a volatile gas giant with a large number of small solid moons of varying composition in its gravitational pull.

This one was in a hurry to get out and see the world with a promise that things get better when it passed my bowels. Alas, all it found was a small pool of water followed by more pipes. You’ve got to feel sorry for the little guys.