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TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:27 pm
by CROSSOFIRON
RIGHT HERE WEASELS. CROSS OF IRON. THE COOLEST DUDE IN DETROIT. THE DUDE WHO KICKED YOUR ASS.

JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T HEAR FROM ME DOESN'T I AM NOT LISTENING. I HAVE BEEN BUSY KICKING ASS AND ELIMINATING NAMES.

IT HAS BEEN YEARS LADIES AND CROSS OF IRON IS STILL SATSIFYING YOUR GIRLFRIENDS WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. I LIVE LIFE. I DON'T LIVE GAMES.

I MADE Q3W FASHIONABLE. I MADE THIS PLACE COOL. YOU STILL MISS ME. I COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT. FIRST I WENT ON THAT DEAD SHUGASFLACK BOARD AND QUICKLY HAD 100 RESPONSES OVER ONE DAY. THEN THAT SANDER PEEON GOT SCARED AND BANNED ME. I HAVE OUTLIVED SHUGASFLACK AND THEIR BORD.

WHEN YOU'RE ON THE GURNEY, GETTING PREPED FOR YOUR TRIPLE BYPASS BECAUSE OF YEARS OF SITTING ON YOUR RUMP, DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW, EATING TACO BELL, AND PLAYING VIDEOGAMES. CROSS OF IRON WILL BE KICKING YOUR ASS... SATISFYING YOUR WIFE... BEING THE FATHER YOUR KIDS ALWAYS WISHED THEY COULD HAVE... DRINKING THE BEERS FROM YOUR FRIDGE... THINK ABOUT IT AND WEEP.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:31 pm
by Grudge
Horka?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:32 pm
by Dave
Grudge wrote:Horka?
What? NO.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:40 pm
by Scourge
Might as well be. More like a love child between Horka and rep.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:42 pm
by Dave
This is CROSS OF IRON you god damn noobs

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:44 pm
by Scourge
Yeah, got that. Old poster returns and all. So maybe Horka is his love child?

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:44 pm
by R00k
haha I remember this guy

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:46 pm
by Dave
Scourge wrote:Yeah, got that. Old poster returns and all. So maybe Horka is his love child?
CROSS OF IRON eats his children

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:48 pm
by CROSSOFIRON
YES LADIES, THIS IS THE THREAD THAT SEPARATES THE NEWBIES FROM THE VETS. SEPARATES THOSE IN-THE-KNOW FROM THE JOKERS WHO GET THEIR INFORMATION FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD AND ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT. SOME PEOPLE READ PAGE SIX AND SOME PEOPLE LIVE PAGE SIX. NOW, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:52 pm
by bitWISE
TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE
Woah, I better write that down.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:54 pm
by Scourge
Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:00 pm
by 4days

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:02 pm
by Nightshade
YES! CROSS OF IRON RETURNS TO SMITE WEENIES!

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:11 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
4days wrote:http://hometown.aol.com/crossoflron/index.html

:olo: :icon14:
:olo:

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:13 pm
by CROSSOFIRON
bitWISE wrote:
TOMORROW IS YOUR FUTURE
Woah, I better write that down.
OR MAYBE TAKE A SECOND TO THINK ABOUT IT. THINK ABOUT WHERE YOUR LIFE IS NOW. WHERE YOU ARE NOT GOING. THE THINGS YOU ARE NOT DOING. THE THINGS YOU CAN NEVER ACCOMPLISH FROM BEHIND YOUR KEYBOARD. THE THINGS YOU NEVER WILL ACCOMPLISH WHILE LIVING IN YOUR FANTASY WORLD OF GAMES AND COMPULSIVE MASTURBATION.

YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. YOU CAN MAKE AN INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE COMMENT AND GO BACK TO YOUR STASH OF NAKED LEONARDO DiCAPRIO PICTURES. OR, YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR LIFE AND TAKE YOUR CROSS OF IRON VIRTUAL ASSKICKING AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE THE MAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IMAGINES WHEN SHE CLOSES HER EYES AND THINKS OF THE CROSSMAN.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:14 pm
by Chupacabra
the coolest dude on AOL returns :icon14:

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:24 pm
by Doombrain
lol

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:25 pm
by CROSSOFIRON
Scourge wrote:Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.
SHUT IT LAMER

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:27 pm
by Doombrain
lamer's getting on a bit now. you need some new stuff.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:31 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
This CROSSOFIRON fagg0t seems like a right cunt.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:34 pm
by Scourge
CROSSOFIRON wrote:
Scourge wrote:Looks like someone missed their thorazine this morning.
SHUT IT LAMER
How about, no.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:41 pm
by CROSSOFIRON
GONNAFISTYA wrote:This CROSSOFIRON fagg0t seems like a right cunt.
HITTING THE "RIGHT CUNT" WOULD BE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR YOU. SORRY LAMER, YOUR BOYFRIEND'S EXIT HOLE ISN'T THE RIGHT SPOT.

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:41 pm
by plained
:olo: :icon14:

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:45 pm
by -Replicant-
i think cross of iron was the first poster i ever laughed at on q3w...christ i've been here too long

Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:49 pm
by MKJ
fuck just as you thought youve seen it all. its the return of the antiposter