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so i'm teaching my dad..
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:06 am
by shadd_
some computer basics. stuff like power on, off, where the space bar and the letter "o" are.
my god the pain is great..waiting for him to finish a 5 word sentence...
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:23 am
by Scourge
I feel your pain.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:53 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you're a good son.
get him some voice recognition software.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:00 am
by shadd_
it crossed my mind lol.
i'm happy he's finally ready to learn though. he likes to read news a lot so once he can do some searches and whatnot, he wont look back.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:37 am
by losCHUNK
give him a month or so and he'll be bashing out essays in no time
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:06 am
by Captain
Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:32 am
by axbaby
bet HE doesn't suck at quark3 unlike someone i know
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:59 am
by MKJ
lol
hey my grandmother never touched a computer (nor typewriter) in her life but she's emailing and msning like theres no tomorrow now
im sure your dad can learn it too. now, install q3 and have us rape him
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:00 am
by ek
haha awesome. i remember a while back teaching my mum.
*press the space bar*
10 min later...
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:04 am
by LawL
Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:08 am
by seremtan
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:01 am
by shadd_
axbaby wrote:bet HE doesn't suck at quark3 unlike someone i know
you need to raise your confidence level ax.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:29 am
by MKJ
its now up to daev to add a "teaching"->"fucking" wordfilter
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:59 am
by seremtan
yeah, that'll fuck 'em
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:49 pm
by 4days
my mate got his parents a laptop for christmas. he said christmas day was taken up with painfully explaining the basics, but by the day after boxing day they'd left him in an embarrased daze by cheerfully playing gash or tash on b3ta while asking him how to erase their history and password their logins
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:07 pm
by LawL
I goatsed my mother a few years back.
CRUSHED...
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:08 pm
by Massive Quasars
lol BM
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:37 pm
by seremtan
BrowMono
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 4:26 pm
by Captain
LawL wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.
Right after he leaves you bitter and obsessed
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:20 pm
by plained
get him on google then breif him on what not to click and whatnot heh
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:03 pm
by Nightshade
Captain Mazda wrote:LawL wrote:Captain Mazda wrote:Bring him in here, he can still out-type stained
Then you could teach him the correct method for fathers to clean out gutters.
Right after he leaves you bitter and obsessed
Right after a lightning bolt leaves your dad extra crispy and steaming.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:12 pm
by Captain
Right after a crack of thunder sends your half-pissed drunkard of a father into the nearest corner
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:29 pm
by MKJ
i'll help you out here little buddy
fantasy flames
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:17 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
LawL wrote:I goatsed my mother a few years back.
CRUSHED...
If you ever get hitched...that picture's coming out at the wedding.
Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:23 pm
by Nightshade
Captain Mazda wrote:Right after a crack of thunder sends your half-pissed drunkard of a father into the nearest corner
Holy shit was that ever not funny.