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my ideal girlfreind

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:30 pm
by axbaby
-will not have Bingo wings
-won't have an NRA membership card
-does not like porn
-has no idea what clearing web site history means
-won't notice the web cam is on when i'm away
-hates to vote
-has a bad memory for pin numbers
-has no intentions of ever driving
-hates camping
-rather give then receive
-thinks christmas is over-rated
-never had nor wants kids
-hates Bingo

Re: my ideal girlfreind

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:32 pm
by Captain
axbaby wrote:-does not like porn
= does not learn new moves

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:43 pm
by plained
the best way to land a super-babe is to never be a weasel :icon14:

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:16 am
by axbaby
for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:19 am
by Duhard
lol...so much hate for nothing...remember when I destroyed you by 45 frags on pro-T4 axbaboon?

don't make me mad...

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:27 am
by Duhard
Image

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:33 am
by axbaby
no denying your good,you destroyed me on dm6.

for some reason plained thinks i deleted every single stat he had on the server everyday ..even when i was gone to work in the bush for months at a time.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:39 am
by Duhard
axbaby wrote:no denying your good,you destroyed me on dm6.

for some reason plained thinks i deleted every single stat he had on the server everyday ..even when i was gone to work in the bush for months at a time.
Did we ever play on dm6?

lol..were his stats any good?

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:47 am
by axbaby
ya we played .. then we fucked around trying to make the bridge jump for awhile.

i have no idea how his stats were .. i didn't pay no mind to stats.

i can however magically without internet connection delete everyday his stats .. only his stats .. everyone elses i left alone.

i have a magic delete plained stats wand .. i wave it from 1000 miles north of any city ..high up in the arctic .. wave my magic wand and poof .. i delete only his stats.

it's magic

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:53 am
by Duhard
axbaby wrote:ya we played .. then we fucked around trying to make the bridge jump for awhile.
yeah now I remember...we played pro-T4 and I did good but then I smoked a huge bong hit and played absolutely awful on dm6...I remember you jumping on me without me ever noticing :olo:
You can play very smart when you want tough <3
Tell me if you still play, I'll probably be around this weekend to see if I can still play the game :]
axbaby wrote:i have no idea how his stats were .. i didn't pay no mind to stats.

i can however magically without internet connection delete everyday his stats .. only his stats .. everyone elses i left alone.

i have a magic delete plained stats wand .. i wave it from 1000 miles north of any city ..high up in the arctic .. wave my magic wand and poof .. i delete only his stats.

it's magic
:olo:

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:11 am
by Massive Quasars
plained wrote:the best way to land a super-babe is to never be a weasel :icon14:
you're an ass

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am
by Massive Quasars
ASS

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am
by +JuggerNaut+
:olo:

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:47 am
by feedback
plained's stats:
MG 0 shots/ 0 hits
shotgun 0 shots/ 0 hits
grenade launcher 0 shots/ 0 hits
lightning gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rocket launcher 6878948983759834 shots/ 499 hits
plasma gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rail gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
BFG 0 shots/ 0 hits

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:06 am
by Captain
rofl n00000b

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:07 am
by axbaby
this is the last week i can play quake3 online for another 13 month.
hitting the road monday across canada and leaving this town forever.

taking my magic delete plained stats wand
to africa just to be a prick .

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 5:57 pm
by plained
axbaby wrote:for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?
there is the real ax that ive known :icon14:

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:58 pm
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
you know I never actually thought plained was a real life loser until today.

seriously plained you have issues. i hope you find closure somehow

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:01 pm
by Grudge
it's quite sad

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:03 pm
by plained
really howso?

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 8:26 pm
by AceGec3D
axbaby wrote:for the last fucking time you big fat pile of asshole.

i did not delete your stats on ax's quake3 server .. fuck off .. die alone asshole motherfucker .

clear enough for you alcoholic?
dont you mean pille of shit?

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:40 pm
by S@M
bingo wings lols, I had to look that up, I've heard me called "pasty arms" before.

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:42 pm
by Foo
feedback wrote:plained's stats:
MG 0 shots/ 0 hits
shotgun 0 shots/ 0 hits
grenade launcher 0 shots/ 0 hits
lightning gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rocket launcher 6878948983759834 shots/ 499 hits
plasma gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
rail gun 0 shots/ 0 hits
BFG 0 shots/ 0 hits
Instant Clssic

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:23 am
by Captain
S@M wrote:bingo wings lols, I had to look that up, I've heard me called "pasty arms" before.
Bingo, bango, bongo - it's Roberto Luongo.

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 12:24 am
by Captain
Holy mackinaw what a save by Raycroft!