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I think this kidney stone

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:32 am
by tnf
is going to be the size of a fucking bowling ball based on how it feels right now. anyone want me to mail it to them when i piss it out? i'll rinse it off.

oxycodone isn't helping with this much...its like pissing on a forest fire.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:42 am
by DINOSAURS!
hey thanks but how is that going to help me with my dinosaur model oh man oh man do you think that stone will be big enough to carve out a dinosaur maybe it would work for hypsilophodont he is small

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:13 am
by Scourge
DINOSAURS! wrote:hey thanks but how is that going to help me with my dinosaur model oh man oh man do you think that stone will be big enough to carve out a dinosaur maybe it would work for hypsilophodont he is small
Just stop dude. It wasn't even funny the first time.

Re: I think this kidney stone

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:13 am
by Scourge
tnf wrote:is going to be the size of a fucking bowling ball based on how it feels right now. anyone want me to mail it to them when i piss it out? i'll rinse it off.

oxycodone isn't helping with this much...its like pissing on a forest fire.
And fuck no.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:18 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
Damn man. Another one? :( How long is it usually between detection and expulsion?

I hope you get rid of it and feel better soon.

Re: I think this kidney stone

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:21 am
by Sanction
tnf wrote:is going to be the size of a fucking bowling ball based on how it feels right now. anyone want me to mail it to them when i piss it out? i'll rinse it off.

oxycodone isn't helping with this much...its like pissing on a forest fire.
How about pics of you teeing it up on the first hole and see how far you can drive it down the fairway? :drool:

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:32 am
by SplishSplash
I thought people had their kidneystones crushed with ultrasonic somethings nowadays

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 9:35 am
by Pooinyourmouth
If you need your stones crushed all you have to do is ask duhard.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:14 pm
by MKJ
cant they sonically vaporize it ?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 3:09 pm
by Underpants?
good god you've some bad luck with those things!

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:28 pm
by tnf
SplishSplash wrote:I thought people had their kidneystones crushed with ultrasonic somethings nowadays
They do...I have had several blown up, but sometimes they can't blow them up due to other factors and my nephrologist is really cautious about doing it because the ultrasonic waves do some moderate damage to the kidney tissue as well. So as long as the ones I have aren't big enough to cause major blockage, she figures I'm better off just passing them.

And when you get them zapped, you still have to piss out the gravel, which is none too pleasant either.

This one is still a bitch.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:46 pm
by shadd_
ow

:AHHHH!:

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 7:27 pm
by PieceMaker
Just reading the last description was a little painful!

Man tnf. Hope everything works itself out.

i wonder what pissing snow would feel like?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:04 pm
by Grandpa Stu
oh fuck pissing gravel sounds horrid :( but i guess it's better than a boulder, no?

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:07 pm
by mjrpes
at least with a boulder you'd die and the pain would be gone forever, no?

food for thought...

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:13 pm
by Grandpa Stu
what if pain was like, metaphysical or something, and you still felt it after dieing...OoooOooOOo :icon20:

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:26 pm
by S@M
pity they cant work out some method for putting a smooth coating around those lil buggers so there easier to pass

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:16 pm
by Iccy
Is this a side affect you think from the stuff you take for working out?

Re: I think this kidney stone

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 1:49 am
by Pete
tnf wrote:is going to be the size of a fucking bowling ball based on how it feels right now. anyone want me to mail it to them when i piss it out? i'll rinse it off.

oxycodone isn't helping with this much...its like pissing on a forest fire.
C’mon Sir, if you really think that you have one, I don’t know if you have to pay to remove it but there are ways to do it. Sometimes with only some medications or through some type of laser beaming at it. Well, I’m sure you know this and that you are just joking about it. One of my uncle had one and it hurts more then you can ever imagine.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:04 am
by ek
i crush kidney stones with my bare hands.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:24 am
by SoM
sell it on ebay, say its a moon rock ;)

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:41 am
by ajerara
urgh, it's a dead Saturday night if I'm in here checking on the progress of tnf's kidney stone. Maybe we should make a pool on when it will come out.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:51 am
by Tormentius
Ouch. Good luck with that tnf.

Re: I think this kidney stone

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 5:44 pm
by tnf
Pete wrote:
tnf wrote:is going to be the size of a fucking bowling ball based on how it feels right now. anyone want me to mail it to them when i piss it out? i'll rinse it off.

oxycodone isn't helping with this much...its like pissing on a forest fire.
C’mon Sir, if you really think that you have one, I don’t know if you have to pay to remove it but there are ways to do it. Sometimes with only some medications or through some type of laser beaming at it. Well, I’m sure you know this and that you are just joking about it. One of my uncle had one and it hurts more then you can ever imagine.
Actually pete I've had over 75 kidney stones in the last 15 years.

The medications deal with the pain, and the 'laser beaming' is the blasting I just described, a procedure I've had done twice.

oh, btw - fuck off pete.

And the doc has told me that if it isn't out by tomorrow I have to go see him. Once I had to have them go 'up there' and pull the damn thing out of my ureter.

That was fun.

Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:05 pm
by Maiden
ugh. hurts just thinking about it.

how does this work with your teaching gig? I'm sure you are used to the meds if you have been dealing with stones for so long, but its just kinda funny to think that the teacher would be more stoned than anyone in class.
or do you take the time off when you get the bad ones?