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wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 1:49 am
by losCHUNK
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

Re: wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:28 am
by Pete
losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.
Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 3:41 am
by Sanction
Get plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss them when they're gone.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:07 am
by losCHUNK
im glad someone remembered it :]

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:12 am
by HM-PuFFNSTuFF
cheers chunkeh

Re: wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:15 am
by tnf
losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.
I recall that from the urban legend that vonnegut told the graduating class at MIT that in a commencement speach.

Re: wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:36 am
by LawL
Pete wrote:Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?
Do you know of any Cuntscreen? I want some to shield me from your posts.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:15 am
by ek
Sunscreen is for fags, real men use bronzing oil.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:51 am
by Nightshade
I heard seremtancient uses that oil folks use to condition saddles and baseball mitts.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:42 pm
by losCHUNK
the long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience

i will dispense this advice now

enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years youll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Re: wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:00 pm
by seremtan
LawL wrote:
Pete wrote:Do you know of any snowscreen, coldscreen, -30Cwindshieldscreen?
Do you know of any Cuntscreen? I want some to shield me from your posts.
:olo:

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:01 pm
by seremtan
Nightshade wrote:I heard seremtancient uses that oil folks use to condition saddles and baseball mitts.
and shiny skin hats

:olo: eggbulb :olo:

Re: wear sunscreen.

Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:29 pm
by Foo
tnf wrote:
losCHUNK wrote:If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.
I recall that from the urban legend that vonnegut told the graduating class at MIT that in a commencement speach.
Indeed. The true origin is that Mary Schmich penned it for a newspaper article in the Chicago Tribune circa 1997.