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I'VE JUST WON THE SPANNISH EUROMILLIONS...... apparently

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 7:55 pm
by mancubus
Well not really. You would have to be a fucken idiot to fall for the shittily put together letter I just received in the post informing me of my "windfall".

All I have to do is fill in my bank details on the included form and fax it back to this number 0034-692-963-947 or alternatively call 0034-695-013-413.

Not bad considering I didn't even enter the fucking game.

Anyone here have any ideas about how I can go about adding these numbers to a spam list or alternately faxing this fucker with a nice thank you message? Preferably with the option to hide where it came from.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:06 pm
by seremtan
get a job at the department of homeland security, then send a fax from there with their name on the header telling them they've been identified as terrorists and will be bombed unless the present themselves to nearest gay tokehead cop (they're obviously dutch)

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:14 pm
by mancubus
The Netherlands are 0031...

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:16 pm
by plained
a million aint what it used to be :tear:

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:24 pm
by Foo
eurotrillions!

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:53 pm
by Nightshade
http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 8:56 pm
by MKJ
call the numder, record it and post here.

i expect a full report within the hour, cause then its beddybyetime

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:14 pm
by mancubus
Nightshade wrote:http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.
I've seen this site before, think I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:17 pm
by diego
Image

Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:24 pm
by Nightshade
mancubus wrote:
Nightshade wrote:http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room.htm

Check out what those folks do, it's comedy gold.
I've seen this site before, think I had tears rolling down my cheeks I was laughing so hard.
It's really amazing what desperate Nigerian retards will do for money. :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 12:51 am
by R00k
:olo:
Image

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:55 am
by LawL
That's one funny red x. :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:54 pm
by R00k
Damn, looks like I've won a million euros too!
Following official publication results of the E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the Microsoft Corporation,the Slidecircuir Award and the Heineken prizes in conjunction with the Foundation for the promotion of Software Products,(F.P.S.),held on the 15th of Febuary,2007,in Amsterdam The Netherlands,wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award of 1,000,000 Euros (One million Euros only),with these particulars attched:(i) Award Numbers: TL 22/53/110DF (ii) Email Ticket Numbers: TL74/633/RS.(iii)Serial Numbrs:MCST/007-NL12File Ref No:NL66TFS77(iv)Lottery Code:MSCT 007-HL 51Z(V)Batch No:NL777090HL.To claim your prize,please contact:

Contact Informations:

Mr.Victor Roy Bosman
{Foreign Manager}
Tel:0031623708401
Fax:0031847306332
E-mail:agentbosman@aim.com

Thanks for co-operations.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs.Rosemary Van Ken.

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 6:58 pm
by R00k
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x. :olo:
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:43 pm
by seremtan
:olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:31 pm
by Captain
:olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:38 pm
by LawL
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x. :olo:
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:38 pm
by LawL
:olo:

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 10:13 pm
by seremtan
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x. :olo:
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
yes, exactly

Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:24 pm
by R00k
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:That's one funny red x. :olo:
Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
That's what makes it so sad. :olo:

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:21 am
by LawL
seremtan wrote:
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote: Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
yes, exactly
And you ended up bitterly obsessed with a crossdressing midget for a sidekick. :olo:

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:23 am
by LawL
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote: Yea I know, it's funnier than your posts. :olo:
And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
That's what makes it so sad. :olo:
Another comedy goldmine post from R00k. :olo:

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:55 am
by seremtan
LawL wrote:
seremtan wrote:
LawL wrote: And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
yes, exactly
And you ended up bitterly obsessed with a crossdressing midget for a sidekick. :olo:
hi stavros

you unfunny cunt

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:56 am
by LawL
Get back in the slammer you fat greasy con. :olo:

Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:38 pm
by R00k
LawL wrote:
R00k wrote:
LawL wrote: And here I was all this time trying to make you laugh. :olo:
That's what makes it so sad. :olo:
Another comedy goldmine post from R00k. :olo:
You wouldn't know comedy if it put you on a galley and sent you to prison camp on wallaby island. :olo: